So....we left boxed dry goods on the floor

[stellas]

Like, in moving boxes, so the painters could paint the empty pantry.

We came home to this:


1.5 pouches of jerky. Damn dogs.

They also ate a small tube of liquid beef bouillon.

They're not sorry. At all.

[fuckyourcouch]

Lol, they just helped themselves?? The fuck?

[stellas]

OMG. The dogs! The dogs ate it. Lol. I'm sorry I suck at telling stories.

[nicanmatt]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Naughty girls!!

My dog has taken a liking to fruit. I do not appreciate her going into the trash to find it though!!!!

[tacokick]

Our doxie just ate a chicken bouillon cube. One of the double sized ones too. So gross.

[stellas]

Mar 2, 2015 21:37:09 GMT -5 mofongo said:

That looks like poo.

Doesn't all jerky? I'm not sorry to see it go. I hate jerky, and second hand jerky fumes. Bleh.

[fuckyourcouch]

Mar 2, 2015 21:37:26 GMT -5 stellas said:

OMG. The dogs! The dogs ate it. Lol. I'm sorry I suck at telling stories.

LOL I was so confused 

[speckledfrog]

It looks like a nasty hairball. I bet your dogs are thrilled with themselves.

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Mar 2, 2015 21:37:26 GMT -5 stellas said:

OMG. The dogs! The dogs ate it. Lol. I'm sorry I suck at telling stories.

Lol. As a dog owner, it never occurred to me to assume otherwise

[livinitup]

I've never bought beef jerky.

[luvvy]

Dang dogs. Enjoy the farts later!

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I thought that was a wig in a bag.

[Deleted]

Nala opened the treat cuboard and helped herself to an entire box of greenies last month. Then peed all over the bed. We couldn't figure out why until the next day when her poop was green and then DH discovered the empty box. She was so stuffed full she just EXPLODED at the smallest movement.

She repeated a version of the same two weeks later, but DH saw her on the monitor when it happened and came running down. She had not only helped herself to the treat bag she was hoarding it and not sharing with poor Nika.

[cherryvalance]

Oh man, that's going to be fun later.

Things our 16 lb dog has stolen and then eaten:

A pound and a half of meatloaf
An entire box of powdered mini donuts
A rotisserie chicken carcass
A box of coffee cakes, which he removed from the wrappers
Countless bags of garbage.

Dogs are the worst, lol.

[Saint Monica]

Poor pups may get a bellyache!

[stellas]

Mar 2, 2015 21:59:18 GMT -5 livinitup said:

I've never bought beef jerky.

Me either. I shows up in my house and I sort of glare at it as I grab the peanut butter.