Penis sizing lol

[creamsiclechica]

So this article is enlightening.

www.bustle.com/articles/67613-the-average-penis-size-according-to-this-new-study-probably-isnt-what-you-think-it-is?utm_source=bustle&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=fbpost

[creamsiclechica]

Hahaha maybe an anonymous poll.

[jnoellee]

My husband won't let me measure his. It's so annoying. I just want to know exactly what I'm dealing with here! Lol.

[jnoellee]

I mean, I have an idea, but not a specific exact ruler number.

[thedahliharpa]

I need a piece of string to see what I think of the circumference average. I can't visualize it inches. This is going to creep into my mind next time...thanks Cream! Lol

[honeybee503]

We'll all have to convince our H's we want to roleplay as construction workers and sneak in a few measurements.

[monkeybabe]

I just asked my H how long his penis is. No shame

[creamsiclechica]

Mar 3, 2015 16:20:05 GMT -5 monkeybabe said:

I just asked my H how long his penis is. No shame

I measured before we got married. Less shame and probably an awful person.

[PatBenatar]

I'm pretty sure he measured it a long time ago for me, but now I don't remember the number lol

[monkeybabe]

Mar 3, 2015 16:27:30 GMT -5 creamsiclechica said:

Mar 3, 2015 16:20:05 GMT -5 monkeybabe said:

I just asked my H how long his penis is. No shame

I measured before we got married. Less shame and probably an awful person.

I helped him measure at one point, when we were dating, I just don't remember what it was, lol.

[jenbelle]

I think I measured once, but I forgot what it was.

[laurack]

The word penis is mentioned so many times

This article has the opposite effect on me to the Brando gif

[laurack]

"Flaccid penis"

It's just.. Not a nice phrase

[creamsiclechica]

Mar 3, 2015 16:31:08 GMT -5 laurack said:

The word penis is mentioned so many times

This article has the opposite effect on me to the Brando gif

Do you shrink when you're flaccid too?

[creamsiclechica]

Omg my husband's response:

"Not enough information, I need to know where they measured from."

My response:
"Well probably not your asshole."

[carawestt]

Is it weird that I know exactly how long my H's penis is? Lol I've measured it.

[fryjack2]

Who has the chart handy that has average penis sizes by country?

Asia had the smallest, I want to say Eastern Europe and Africa had the longest?

[fryjack2]

Mar 3, 2015 16:36:31 GMT -5 creamsiclechica said:

Omg my husband's response:

"Not enough information, I need to know where they measured from."

My response:
"Well probably not your asshole."

Maybe he counts the taint?

[laurack]

It disturbing me that the circumference figure is so close to the length figure. Seems wrong. I KNOW it's circumference not diameter but still. Creepy. Lol

Penises are so weird and gross

[carawestt]

Mar 3, 2015 16:41:19 GMT -5 laurack said:

It disturbing me that the circumference figure is so close to the length figure. Seems wrong. I KNOW it's circumference not diameter but still. Creepy. Lol

Penises are so weird and gross

I thought this too, like looking at it you wouldn't think it could be possible.

[ashleydl83]

Mar 3, 2015 16:36:31 GMT -5 creamsiclechica said:

Omg my husband's response:

"Not enough information, I need to know where they measured from."

My response:
"Well probably not your asshole."

Fucking dead.

[claralou]

Mar 3, 2015 16:36:31 GMT -5 creamsiclechica said:

Omg my husband's response:

"Not enough information, I need to know where they measured from."

My response:
"Well probably not your asshole."

::Snorts drink:: "mommy, what's so funny?"

"Nothing, baby. Drink your milk"

[imimahoney]

My Dh used to buy custom condoms from some website that required a full measure of length and circumference. It's been awhile though and I have no idea what the measurements were. I should ask him later...

[mscatra]

Hmm. My own very (very very) small sample of research raises a "Really?" eyebrow at that number and also wonders where the measurements were taken. Geographically. Maybe I need to do more research?

[lolaburns]

Like laurack I couldn't finish because of the repeated penis word usage! LOL

[lolaburns]

Who came up with that word any way? It looks so strange typed out.

[devotchka]

Mar 3, 2015 16:41:19 GMT -5 laurack said:

It disturbing me that the circumference figure is so close to the length figure. Seems wrong. I KNOW it's circumference not diameter but still. Creepy. Lol

Penises are so weird and gross

I immediately thought of it in diameter after H told me. LOL! 

So are we doing a poll or what?

[katfco]

Mar 3, 2015 17:56:25 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

Who came up with that word any way? It looks so strange typed out.

That would be the French. 

[lolaburns]

Mar 3, 2015 18:16:40 GMT -5 katfco said:

Mar 3, 2015 17:56:25 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

Who came up with that word any way? It looks so strange typed out.

That would be the French. 

Well that figures. LOL

[devotchka]

LOL --->