Judge if necessary

[Muddled]

Let H write it. It's his family.


(In other words, I would not write one.)

[demelza]

No.

[LeggsBenedict]

a vessel of satan? lol no.

[EmilieMadison]

Why isn't your husband writing a thank you note for them? I mean...Vessel of satan? They'd be fucking dead to me.

[psychmom]

No.

[isabel]

They gave you A onesie? Hell no. I wrote a ridiculous number of thank you notes last night, so I'm kind of bitter. I hate writing them.

[W.T.Faulkner]

Who even says that?

[Deleted]

Why are you writing them all?

I wouldn't bother. Fuck them.

[cherryvalance]

Sign it "Satan's Whore."

[isabel]

Mar 3, 2015 20:43:42 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Mar 3, 2015 20:42:45 GMT -5 isabel said:

They gave you A onesie? Hell no. I wrote a ridiculous number of thank you notes last night, so I'm kind of bitter. I hate writing them.

And two sticky plastic ducks.

No. Just, no.

[curtains]

I would write the thank you on the onesie and send it back to them. Fuck that

[orangeglow]

Mar 3, 2015 20:45:28 GMT -5 @astrid said:

Mar 3, 2015 20:42:02 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

Why isn't your husband writing a thank you note for them? I mean...Vessel of satan? They'd be fucking dead to me.

I willingly see them once at Christmas, otherwise I will greet coolly if they attend family events.

Wait what?  I didn't realize our DH's had the same grandparents!

We got a gift card to BRU.  They told us they just grabbed it at giant on the way because they didn't want to have to go out of their way.  The gift card was nice.  The story wasn't needed.

[orangeglow]

Oh, and we shared the name with EVERYONE via the thank you's.  Except the grandparents.  They didn't find out until after he was born.  They were not happy we shared with everyone else.  DUH - we don't LIKE you.

[cheeseandcrackers]

We didn't get anything from his grandparents, I wrote them a note to thank his grandmother for being at the baby shower.. but then again they didn't call me Satan (to my face anyway, ha).

[Deleted]

I would not write one for them.

[katfco]

A vessel of Satan, as in one who contains Satan? Which would mean they're calling your kids Satan.

Dear Grandparents,
Satan loved the onesie. God, however, is likely not happy you're presenting Satan with gifts.

Signed,
No Longer the Vessel of Satan, as of (baby's birthdate)

[Deleted]

Mar 3, 2015 20:49:37 GMT -5 curtains said:

I would write the thank you on the onesie and send it back to them. Fuck that

I really would do something like this. They would be dead to me but I would want them to know I think they are shit.

[jenna]

I handle the Thank Yous for my side of the family, and H writes the notes for his side.

[hisno1girl]

Mar 3, 2015 20:39:33 GMT -5 @astrid said:

I am finishing those thank you notes for H's side of the family. His crappy grandparents gave us a onesie, so technically I should write a thank you. They also called me a vessel of satan when we were engaged, so I do not want to. Do I have to write one?

Only if you sign it

Regards,

Vessel of Satan

Use red ink and make it look drippy.

[bohemianmango]

Send a card that just says "Thank you."

Or, send a TY card with a T-shirt that says, My great grandbaby just came from the vessel of Satan and all we got him was a onesie with tractors.

[fryjack2]

The clear answer here is to put him in the onesie, a pair of devil ears and tail and take a picture.

Send it to them in an envelope with nothing else.