I've officially lost all dignity.

[isabel]

lolol I'm sorry.

[mandy0810]

At least he didn't smell your butt? Lol. Good job being poop-free!

[lilac05]

LOL! Did he offer a sticker, too?

Kids...

[missmaddie]

That's so funny.

You want to talk lost dignity? 30 weeks pregnant, awful cold = involuntary peeing during coughing and wearing a pad.

I try to be discreet and hide it from DS (3.5), but he came in the other day, sees it in my underwear while I'm peeing, points to it, and says, "That's to keep your 'gina warm, right Mommy?"

[whitemerlot]

That's so funny. I had a rough day and needed a laugh.

[revolution]

Your kids are all kinds of awesome.

[CurlyQ284]

I bent over the other day and DS pulled out my yoga pants for a peek, threw his hands up and said "mumma no poop!"

I thought it was hilarious. I didn't realize I was robbed of my dignity until this moment.

[cereal K]

There was a time when Charlotte offered me an M&M whenever I went to the bathroom. She really wanted to reinforce the behavior I guess!

Also, good job keeping your pants clean!

[panbitch]

DD is my own personal Potty Play-by-Play man "Mommy you have gas? Mommy you go poop or pee? Mommy go wash your hands" and if you think this is fun at home wait till she does it in public when the person in the next stall can HEAR her.

[ginap]

Mar 3, 2015 22:14:23 GMT -5 @this said:

"Good job mommy."

Whenever I pee in front of DD (2) now, she says "Yayyyyyy Mommy!!!!!! Go Mommy!!!" It's very sincere. lol

This is the only part of potty training that I enjoyed. 
The other night I was laying with C and she was patting me and touched my boob.  It was cold in her room and so my nipple was at attention and she grabbed it a little and was like what is that and I said that it was just part of my breast.  She paused for a second and looked really close at my boob and said "show me" and I was like what, no and she said again more forcefully, "SHOW ME" and so I pulled my tank top down so she could look at it and she poked it a little and I pulled my shirt back up and she moved on.  Kids man.

[eb777888]

lol!!!! Some days it really is something to be proud of.

[missmaddie]

Mar 3, 2015 22:39:55 GMT -5 cereal K said:

There was a time when Charlotte offered me an M&M whenever I went to the bathroom. She really wanted to reinforce the behavior I guess!

Also, good job keeping your pants clean!

This is something I could get behind...

[sampaguita]

Mar 3, 2015 22:39:51 GMT -5 panbitch said:

DD is my own personal Potty Play-by-Play man "Mommy you have gas? Mommy you go poop or pee? Mommy go wash your hands" and if you think this is fun at home wait till she does it in public when the person in the next stall can HEAR her.

Truth. I was in Nordstrom, doing my business, and trying to be discreet, when my DD starting singing, " Poo poo in the potty, poo poo in the potty. Yucky poo poo go away, drop it in the potty. Yay Mommy!" Needless to say, I waited awhile when I heard muffled laughter.

I feel your pain OP. 

[caramia]

My nephew went through a stage where he blamed my dad for the poop in his diaper. "I no poop. Papa poop in my pants!"

[wannabe]

My kid walked in on me once and asked me why I had a tail.

You know...the white cotton kind that hangs just low enough to be seen?

[ninjabridemom]

Mar 3, 2015 23:08:46 GMT -5 sampaguita said:

Mar 3, 2015 22:39:51 GMT -5 panbitch said:

DD is my own personal Potty Play-by-Play man "Mommy you have gas? Mommy you go poop or pee? Mommy go wash your hands" and if you think this is fun at home wait till she does it in public when the person in the next stall can HEAR her.

Truth. I was in Nordstrom, doing my business, and trying to be discreet, when my DD starting singing, " Poo poo in the potty, poo poo in the potty. Yucky poo poo go away, drop it in the potty. Yay Mommy!" Needless to say, I waited awhile when I heard muffled laughter.

I feel your pain OP. 

The boys get very concerned with others' potty noises in public. When they hear someone else pee they say, loudly, "what dat? Dat pee? Monny dat peeeeeeeee?" And if it's poop they go "who poop monny, you poop?"

Also I had to explain that I sit down because I don't have a penis and sometimes I'll get "you poop monny?" "No I'm peeing." "You have penis monny? You have 'crotum monny? Monny you sit down pee!" Omg.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

We took the girls to the Crayola Factory two years ago. We had just left the Marker Maker exhibit (you pick your colors, and then watch as the machine injects the clear cartridge with your colors).
C had to use the bathroom, and I had to change too. I never even thought about it until she became VERY LOUDLY CONCERNED with where I was putting that marker.

[iamgrace]

Clare tries to help me wipe. Just, no, kid.

Once Henry busted in the bathroom while I was showering and was in the process of shaving my hush-hush (lol). He got a part horrified, part-worried look on his face and said,. Very seriously, "WHAT are you DOING??"

[marcyiam]

DS did that to one of his daycare teachers one time. Too funny!

[pumpkin]

Thank you for the laugh. You gotta love them!

[mrsukyankee]

That just made my day. I laughed so hard.