Munchausen By Internet: Bloggers Who Fake Disease and Death

[Deleted]

Mar 4, 2015 22:36:10 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

didn't hellfreezesovertour also pretend to have an H from India (China?) who was abusive?

aren't alabasterangel's ailments questionable?

Why does a tiny corner of my brain tingle over alabasterangel's name? Something about being an unmitigated shitbag for no good goddamned reason. She was on the childfree board, I remember that much and I think there was some scrapping while TIP was still active but fuck if I can remember over what.

I just remember knowing I needed to remember forever that she was a rotten piece of work who could die in a fire and I wouldn't be sorry.

#yesIholdgrudges #fuckthatbitch

[NewOrleans]

Mar 4, 2015 22:36:10 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

didn't hellfreezesovertour also pretend to have an H from India (China?) who was abusive?

aren't alabasterangel's ailments questionable?

Her H IRL is Indian.  She modified him slightly on here to be Chinese, I think, and yes, that he was controlling her in a gilded cage.  It's what gave her away to stephm.  

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2015 22:44:13 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:36:10 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

didn't hellfreezesovertour also pretend to have an H from India (China?) who was abusive?

aren't alabasterangel's ailments questionable?

Why does a tiny corner of my brain tingle over alabasterangel's name? Something about being an unmitigated shitbag for no good goddamned reason. She was on the childfree board, I remember that much and I think there was some scrapping while TIP was still active but fuck if I can remember over what.

I just remember knowing I needed to remember forever that she was a rotten piece of work who could die in a fire and I wouldn't be sorry.

#yesIholdgrudges #fuckthatbitch

She completely bitched out some girl who went there who had her losses in her siggy. The girl was childless not by choice and needed a break from kid talk.

[EloiseWeenie]

Mar 4, 2015 22:48:19 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:44:13 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Why does a tiny corner of my brain tingle over alabasterangel's name? Something about being an unmitigated shitbag for no good goddamned reason. She was on the childfree board, I remember that much and I think there was some scrapping while TIP was still active but fuck if I can remember over what.

I just remember knowing I needed to remember forever that she was a rotten piece of work who could die in a fire and I wouldn't be sorry.

#yesIholdgrudges #fuckthatbitch

She completely bitched out some girl who went there who had her losses in her siggy. The girl was childless not by choice and needed a break from kid talk.

Didn't she claim to be in a wheelchair? I have the worst memory ever, but I remember her being a wretched person, and something about being unable to walk.  

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2015 22:54:10 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:48:19 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

She completely bitched out some girl who went there who had her losses in her siggy. The girl was childless not by choice and needed a break from kid talk.

Didn't she claim to be in a wheelchair? I have the worst memory ever, but I remember her being a wretched person, and something about being unable to walk.  

She made up a bunch of shit trying to be oh so clever. Made it into some sort of fucked up tragedy olympics.

[Deleted]

Mar 4, 2015 22:48:19 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:44:13 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Why does a tiny corner of my brain tingle over alabasterangel's name? Something about being an unmitigated shitbag for no good goddamned reason. She was on the childfree board, I remember that much and I think there was some scrapping while TIP was still active but fuck if I can remember over what.

I just remember knowing I needed to remember forever that she was a rotten piece of work who could die in a fire and I wouldn't be sorry.

#yesIholdgrudges #fuckthatbitch

She completely bitched out some girl who went there who had her losses in her siggy. The girl was childless not by choice and needed a break from kid talk.

Yeaaaaaaaaah, that was it. I can't remember ever being so angry and dismissive of a poster EVER.

[Mrs.Rad888]

Mar 4, 2015 22:41:25 GMT -5 @stpete said:

There was also the poster who had been faking being hit by a car and laid up at home recovering. With a nurse who stole her jewelry and meds. I think that turned out to be MB but again, my memory sucks.

Wasn't that Mental Clorox? I don't remember if she ended up being one of MB's personalities, I don't remember MB's original name.

[cattledogkisses]

Mar 4, 2015 22:58:18 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:48:19 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

She completely bitched out some girl who went there who had her losses in her siggy. The girl was childless not by choice and needed a break from kid talk.

Yeaaaaaaaaah, that was it. I can't remember ever being so angry and dismissive of a poster EVER.

OMG I remember this (I was just a lurker at the time). She didn't just bitch that poor poster out, she repeatedly made dead baby jokes at that poster's expense, knowing that she had suffered a recent loss. 

[NewOrleans]

Mar 4, 2015 23:05:42 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:58:18 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Yeaaaaaaaaah, that was it. I can't remember ever being so angry and dismissive of a poster EVER.

OMG I remember this (I was just a lurker at the time). She didn't just bitch that poor poster out, she repeatedly made dead baby jokes at that poster's expense, knowing that she had suffered a recent loss. 

NO

[NewOrleans]

I just googled her screen name and this came up.  

forums.thenest.com/discussion/8068257/psa-alabaster-has-been-banned


1. New poster to the board introduces herself. Says "you girls sound like fun, will you accept me on your board". Post has NOTHING to do with babies, but she has pregnancy jargon in her signature which includes mentioning her two late-term miscarriages that have happened in the last nine months.

2. First reply is "we'll accept you if you change your signature"

3. OP says "my signature is about my angel babies and I don't have the heart to remove it. I'm not interested in talking about them here. If I want to talk about babies, I would post somewhere else."

4. Alabaster pipes in and says "I don't want to be reminded about your dead babies every time you post something".

5. Board explodes (reasonably so). Alabaster acts like a psycho and even changes her signature to include things like "I never knew my dad, I was raped, my cat died".

6. People from everywhere on TN/TB/TK and start calling Alabaster out. She totally deserved to be called out cause she was being an azzhat. People start saying things like "you deserve to be raped" and other nasty thing. So people tried fighting nasty with nasty.

7. Alabaster starts new thread about dead baby jokes:

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64484999.aspx

several other follow ups ensued including one from the OP:

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64483159.aspx

BNOTB was flooded by people posting stuff about babies and demanding that something be done about Alabaster.

[MrsAxilla]

Mar 4, 2015 23:05:42 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

Mar 4, 2015 22:58:18 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Yeaaaaaaaaah, that was it. I can't remember ever being so angry and dismissive of a poster EVER.

OMG I remember this (I was just a lurker at the time). She didn't just bitch that poor poster out, she repeatedly made dead baby jokes at that poster's expense, knowing that she had suffered a recent loss. 

[cattledogkisses]

Mar 4, 2015 23:14:42 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:05:42 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

OMG I remember this (I was just a lurker at the time). She didn't just bitch that poor poster out, she repeatedly made dead baby jokes at that poster's expense, knowing that she had suffered a recent loss. 

NO

I think she also put something mocking that poster in her sig. And yet there were some BNOTBers who defended her.     That was when I decided that BNOTB was not for me. 

[pixy0stix]

She still posts on bnotb here.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 4, 2015 23:22:35 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

She still posts on bnotb here.

NO

[Deleted]

Mar 4, 2015 23:20:03 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:14:42 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

NO

I think she also put something mocking that poster in her sig. And yet there were some BNOTBers who defended her.     That was when I decided that BNOTB was not for me. 

Oh that link reminds me of yet another reason I never trusted Otterama. How you gonna watch some asshole be a mega super heifer and then blame the victim for being crabby about it?

[MrsAxilla]

Mar 4, 2015 23:18:47 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

I just googled her screen name and this came up.  

forums.thenest.com/discussion/8068257/psa-alabaster-has-been-banned


1. New poster to the board introduces herself. Says "you girls sound like fun, will you accept me on your board". Post has NOTHING to do with babies, but she has pregnancy jargon in her signature which includes mentioning her two late-term miscarriages that have happened in the last nine months.

2. First reply is "we'll accept you if you change your signature"

3. OP says "my signature is about my angel babies and I don't have the heart to remove it. I'm not interested in talking about them here. If I want to talk about babies, I would post somewhere else."

4. Alabaster pipes in and says "I don't want to be reminded about your dead babies every time you post something".

5. Board explodes (reasonably so). Alabaster acts like a psycho and even changes her signature to include things like "I never knew my dad, I was raped, my cat died".

6. People from everywhere on TN/TB/TK and start calling Alabaster out. She totally deserved to be called out cause she was being an azzhat. People start saying things like "you deserve to be raped" and other nasty thing. So people tried fighting nasty with nasty.

7. Alabaster starts new thread about dead baby jokes:

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64484999.aspx

several other follow ups ensued including one from the OP:

community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/64483159.aspx

BNOTB was flooded by people posting stuff about babies and demanding that something be done about Alabaster.

I don't know why, but I always click on these links and go down the rabbit hole.  I don't know the people.  I don't care about the drama.  I can't stand the formatting and can't follow the conversation.  Yet, I click.

[MrsAxilla]

Mar 4, 2015 23:25:19 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:20:03 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

I think she also put something mocking that poster in her sig. And yet there were some BNOTBers who defended her.     That was when I decided that BNOTB was not for me. 

Oh that link reminds me of yet another reason I never trusted Otterama. How you gonna watch some asshole be a mega super heifer and then blame the victim for being crabby about it?

Wait - is this the ML poster?  I thought the name was slightly different. 

[heyjude]

The lady internets are so weird sometimes.

[NewOrleans]

Mar 4, 2015 23:25:19 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:20:03 GMT -5 cattledogkisses said:

I think she also put something mocking that poster in her sig. And yet there were some BNOTBers who defended her.     That was when I decided that BNOTB was not for me. 

Oh that link reminds me of yet another reason I never trusted Otterama. How you gonna watch some asshole be a mega super heifer and then blame the victim for being crabby about it?

Yup, and she was another liar, too. Making up stories about carbon monoxide poisoning in her rental car and shit.

and wasn't it her who lamented lack of money to buy her new baby Xmas presents,then someone offered to buy her a present for the baby, and she said , "Aw, I couldn't accept that. My baby is six 6 mos. and here is my Amazon wish list"?

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Mar 4, 2015 23:28:19 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:25:19 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Oh that link reminds me of yet another reason I never trusted Otterama. How you gonna watch some asshole be a mega super heifer and then blame the victim for being crabby about it?

Wait - is this the ML poster?  I thought the name was slightly different. 

The ML poster was ottermama (I think) and not the same person? I can't remember. Ottermama might be crazy too. I thought she was but I'm not sure it was ever confirmed.

Otterama used to be amaretto I think and amaretto was a special breed herself iirc, which I may not.

[Deleted]

Mar 4, 2015 23:30:43 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:25:19 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Oh that link reminds me of yet another reason I never trusted Otterama. How you gonna watch some asshole be a mega super heifer and then blame the victim for being crabby about it?

Yup, and she was another liar, too. Making up stories about carbon monoxide poisoning in her rental car and shit.

and wasn't it her who lamented lack of money to buy her new baby Xmas presents,then someone offered to buy her a present for the baby, and she said , "Aw, I couldn't accept that. My baby is six 6 mos. and here is my Amazon wish list"?

Ottermama I thought or was she otterama? I CAN'T REMEMBER! Maybe there were two of them, maybe they are the same person. 

But yes, she provided a whole wishlist and people actually bought off of it. If she's a fake, she was fake-ish because Sue Sue met her.

but speaking of ML fakers, there was one who posted all sorts of stuff that turned out not to be true, mostly about her job and how whatever it was she did (costume design maybe?) it garnered her the chance to go to a pretty big awards show, maybe the Oscars but maybe the SAGs, IDK. In any case, she was found out because the ding dong forgot and was posting on ML that night all normal and shit about bats or something in her basement.

That had to be like five or more years ago.

[MrsAxilla]

Mar 4, 2015 23:32:25 GMT -5 @helenabonhamcarter said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:28:19 GMT -5 MrsAxilla said:

Wait - is this the ML poster?  I thought the name was slightly different. 

The ML poster was ottermama (I think) and not the same person? I can't remember. Ottermama might be crazy too. I thought she was but I'm not sure it was ever confirmed.

Otterama used to be amaretto I think and amaretto was a special breed herself iirc, which I may not.

Mama was confirmed (I think?). See NewOrleans's post above.  

[Deleted]

TIP had a live one for a while. We're actually not sure she was fake but she definitely would just make up random shit and then get butthurt when people called bullshit.

One time she announced that Colin Farrell crossed the street to tell her she was beautiful. Another time she told us the story of how she smoked weed with Dave Chappelle when she was 17 or so. Then there was the hilarious story of how a famous chef once told her he really loved her meatball recipe. You know the church people potluck meatball recipe that involves Sam's club meatballs and grape jelly?

That one got plenty of mileage.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 4, 2015 23:24:54 GMT -5 NewOrleans said:

Mar 4, 2015 23:22:35 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

She still posts on bnotb here.

NO

yes! She posted today. 

[miesl]

We had some on a CF forum I was a member of long ago. One was just horrible, to the point other people were voicing concern about getting a transplant later because of what "Pepe" was dealing with. We weren't the first, and I'm sure not the last group she Munchausened.

[irishbride2]

not internet related but I had this happen IL to a family members (now) wife. The lie led to the quicky wedding. But now 5 years later (since the lie has been discovered) she is still around. It is really hard to talk to her without my brain shrieking NUT JOB!

[pixy0stix]

Mar 5, 2015 20:50:08 GMT -5 irishbride2 said:

not internet related but I had this happen IL to a family members (now) wife. The lie led to the quicky wedding. But now 5 years later (since the lie has been discovered) she is still around. It is really hard to talk to her without my brain shrieking NUT JOB!

What did she lie about?

[irishbride2]

Mar 5, 2015 20:54:41 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Mar 5, 2015 20:50:08 GMT -5 irishbride2 said:

not internet related but I had this happen IL to a family members (now) wife. The lie led to the quicky wedding. But now 5 years later (since the lie has been discovered) she is still around. It is really hard to talk to her without my brain shrieking NUT JOB!

What did she lie about?

Dying of cancer. She even had her final good byes with her pre teen kids and sent them to another state to live with their dad.

She never had cancer.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 5, 2015 21:09:06 GMT -5 irishbride2 said:

Mar 5, 2015 20:54:41 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

What did she lie about?

Dying of cancer. She even had her final good byes with her pre teen kids and sent them to another state to live with their dad.

She never had cancer.

Crazy. That's insane.

[irishbride2]

Mar 5, 2015 21:11:44 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Mar 5, 2015 21:09:06 GMT -5 irishbride2 said:

Dying of cancer. She even had her final good byes with her pre teen kids and sent them to another state to live with their dad.

She never had cancer.

Crazy. That's insane.

It all came unraveled when she tried to kill herself and ended up in the hospital.


Sometimes my family needs its on reality show.