What's making you roll your eyes today?

[irene adler]

I have a friend on Instagram who takes a lot of selfies, puts inspirational quotes next to them that she credits to herself.

Today's gem – I love my eyes because I don't use them for seeing, but to see --insert name here.

I love them and roll my eyes all at the same time.

[crashgizmo]

One of my friends (who is 30 BTW) has the most dramatic relationship issues ever. She is with her current BF less than 6 months and they are moving to Northern CA together in a few months for his job. Last night she calls me when a huge crisis that had something to do with her BF, his ex-GF, and shady Snapchats she "found".

I kept telling her that she needed to talk to him calmly, and she wanted to know if texting was okay or if she should do it in person.

#headdesk

[v]

Well, that's hard to beat.

On the train this morning, two girls sat across from me who seemed to be associates at some law firm. Within about 3 minutes, one of them mentioned twice that she billed 10 hours yesterday (it is very important to make sure that your colleague knows that you out snowdayed her). I hate lawyers. They then started watching some video (WITH AUDIO ON) that one of their littles had snapchatted to her. Or something like that.

I got up and moved to another car because I couldn't deal with another 30 minutes of them.


ETA: two snapchat-related eye rolls so far.  I doubt that's a coincidence.

[anna7602]

One of my FTM friends who posts lots and lots of holier-than-thou things on FB about her preshus LO. It's one thing to be like, "oh, look at cute LO." This is in the "my kid is a genius and it's because I am the best mother ever" league.

[rubytue]

My inability to figure out something as basic as which tax year H's check goes in? Lol

Really, it's my coworker who feels the need to tell everyone, including boss's boss her whereabouts. She logged in today to send an email cc'ing everyone to say she wouldn't be in until 10. We were officially 2 hours delayed, so yeah, if you went in, you had 2 free hours. You don't need to tell everyone.

[irene adler]

@songforyou, I probably should, but I so fascinated by her shameless self promotion I just can't look away.

She's also one of the most popular spin instructors at the gym where I teach, so I read her post comments to get ideas (people will comment about what they like about her class, and it's helpful)

[hamster]

Myself, lol.

I think today is Wyatts last leash session. I don't want to pay for another package cause I'm too cheap, but he's come so far but I'm afraid if I stop too soon he will fall apart.

[raangoli]

Work. I don't need to be micromanaged.

[hamster]

Correction. Last one is Monday, but she's giving us a free one on Wednesday, too. This girl is seriously going to run away with Wyatt cause she loves him so much.

[spunkarella]

Work. Everything about it today.

[raangoli]

Mar 6, 2015 12:16:18 GMT -5 spunkarella said:

Work. Everything about it today.

I feel you. At least it's Friday?

[simpsongal]

The Metro, but that eye roll is too common an occurrence to give it a special shout out today.

The friend who isn't introducing age appropriate food, toys, etc. to his baby b/c wife doesn't want "my baybeeee" to grow up too fast.

[mbcdefg]

I went to the supermarket on my lunch break, and there are two automatic exit doors right next to each other. The man in front of me was pushing his cart out of the left-hand door, so I went toward the right one. Then he left his cart inside the left door, and cut in front of me without looking because he wanted to grab some circulars that were displayed next to the right door. I couldn't get out because he was blocking both doors. 


A lady in my local supermarket did something similar last week - the front vestibule of the store has some display items on sale, and it's annoying when people stop to look at them because if they don't pull to the side then you can't get into the main supermarket door. The lady pulled the cart in and positioned it in a way that she was blocking THREE doors ... the door into the vestibule, the door out of the vestibule, and the door into the actual supermarket. There were about 10 people standing there waiting for her while she took her sweet time buying about a dozen 60-cent toothbrushes and putting them into her cart one by one. A few people said, "Excuse me!" and she just glared and didn't move. Jerk. 

[irene adler]

My cw loves to show off her vocabulary.

We get it. There is no need to restate every thing people say using fancier words if it is not a matter of clarity.