Let's do a "my gross child" thread

[katfco]

Because it'll make me feel better about what Caleb just did. He found a cheese puff laying on the floor that had evidently been under the couch. He popped it in his mouth before I could stop him. We haven't had cheese puffs since sometime last week. 


What has your child done lately that would be less socially (and hygienically) acceptable in someone older? 

[muppetinma]

Well, he purposely shit on the floor about an hour ago. So there's that. . . .

[vthokie]

She tells me all the time that there are boogies in her nose. And that they taste DEEEEE-licious!

[imimahoney]

He is constantly eating random crap from the floor or licking things like windows, doors, public spaces. Also, he is really big into picking his nose right now. SO GROSS.

[kistjenn]

I catch Chloe eating her boogers almost daily.  And she gives Jaxx open mouth kisses all the time!

[jenbelle]

My kid is a window licker too.... and mirrors, especially at Kohls.

[teamhayes]

Picking butts
Picking noses
Hand down pants
Pooping in the tub
Eating off the floor
Eating scraps from the car seat
Drinking deom abandoned sippy cups
Eating scrap out of the high chair

You name a nasty thing they probably do it

[jsillyfun]

I told her when she was a baby she used to suck her ties and she promptly put her foot in her mouth.

[thedahliharpa]

I mentioned earlier in the week that H picked her nose and wiped it on a clean pair of my socks that were on the couch. I don't think her sister has topped that lately.

[bean47]

She tried to hand me something and when I asked what it was she said "just sticky boogies from my ear". Thanks for the ear wax!

[formerlyllizzyb]

My kid bites his nails and has since he was about 20 months old. Yuck yuck yuck. 

H STILL bites his nails. He's 30 :-\

[Deleted]

There isn't a thing in this house that hasn't been in his mouth.

[lolaburns]

He needs to see his poo in case there happens to be corn in it.

I can't.

[shevacc]

Mar 6, 2015 19:07:43 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

He needs to see his poo in case there happens to be corn in it.

I can't.

DH taught G to say "corn today, corn tomorrow!" They deserve each other.

[hairballs]

B told me "I am pooping out my shrimp from last night. Yep here comes my shrimp. Can you come wipe my shrimp?"

It may be awhile before I eat shrimp again.

[tuck]

Sadie has worn the same dress for 72 hours straight. Yes, that does mean she hasn't had a bath for 72 hours. It's not worth the fight when I'm just going to Girl Scouts.

[tuck]

Also, "I'll put my boogers in your nose, OK?" And if I happen to wipe a booger off her, she freaks out and makes me put it back.

[Regina Philange]

My kid peed on his own face today.

[lolaburns]

Mar 6, 2015 19:18:16 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

My kid peed on his own face today.

OMG!!! LOLOLOL!! Nooooooo!!!!

[eav2c]

Boogers are a food group here, apparently.

[dixeedeluxe]

Right now

[carawestt]

Mine will be the grossest. While Lincoln was supposed to be napping, he emptied his diaper pail and was carrying around dirty diapers in his mouth because he was "playing puppy."

[lolaburns]

Mar 6, 2015 22:18:51 GMT -5 carawestt said:

Mine will be the grossest. While Lincoln was supposed to be napping, he emptied his diaper pail and was carrying around dirty diapers in his mouth because he was "playing puppy."

No. Nope. No. LOL Cara, that takes the medal!

[carawestt]

Mar 6, 2015 22:48:06 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

Mar 6, 2015 22:18:51 GMT -5 carawestt said:

Mine will be the grossest. While Lincoln was supposed to be napping, he emptied his diaper pail and was carrying around dirty diapers in his mouth because he was "playing puppy."

No. Nope. No. LOL Cara, that takes the medal!

It was disgusting! I had to Lysol everything and his room reeked of urine.