5000 ft or less ceiling 5 miles or less visibility Volcanic Ash Braking action poor or nil Thunderstorms or other convective weather phenomena Icing light degree or greater Turbulence moderate degree or greater Shear (windshear)
When you pass PIREPS to flight service or weather you have to pass down Tits Ass Tits Ass
Type aircraft and Altitude Time and Aircraft position
My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies (for the plants. Sorry, Pluto)
When I was starting out competing in eventing I learned the letters in a dressage ring as "A Killer Elephant Has Caught My Best Friend". So... that's normal.