Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Aug 10, 2012 15:16:59 GMT -5
I wish I had seen this thing when I was like 13 or 14, though. I will just say that the first time I saw an erect penis I thought someone was playing a joke on me.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I wish I had seen this thing when I was like 13 or 14, though. I will just say that the first time I saw an erect penis I thought someone was playing a joke on me.
I wish I had seen this thing when I was like 13 or 14, though. I will just say that the first time I saw an erect penis I thought someone was playing a joke on me.
The first time I saw one, it was on the internets. My college roommate (yes, I made it to college without seeing a penis) changed my computer's background to a picture of some dude with a giant erect penis. It scared the daylights out of me. I may have cried. It looks like an alien
I wish I had seen this thing when I was like 13 or 14, though. I will just say that the first time I saw an erect penis I thought someone was playing a joke on me.
The first time I saw one, it was on the internets. My college roommate (yes, I made it to college without seeing a penis) changed my computer's background to a picture of some dude with a giant erect penis. It scared the daylights out of me. I may have cried. It looks like an alien
They are pretty fucking weird looking, although vaginas probably take the cake for fug. The fact that anyone is willing to get oral on these things is pretty amazing. I won't eat a brussel sprout but OH, vein-y cock NOM NOM.
The first time I saw one, it was on the internets. My college roommate (yes, I made it to college without seeing a penis) changed my computer's background to a picture of some dude with a giant erect penis. It scared the daylights out of me. I may have cried. It looks like an alien
They are pretty fucking weird looking, although vaginas probably take the cake for fug. The fact that anyone is willing to get oral on these things is pretty amazing. I won't eat a brussel sprout but OH, vein-y cock NOM NOM.
LOL. One night while visiting a gay friend of mine, it came up that he'd made it to 30 without seeing a vagina - not even a picture. So we did a Google image search for one and showed him. The reaction: "Oh....my....oh....god.....OH GOD! AAAAH!"
The first time I saw one, it was on the internets. My college roommate (yes, I made it to college without seeing a penis) changed my computer's background to a picture of some dude with a giant erect penis. It scared the daylights out of me. I may have cried. It looks like an alien
They are pretty fucking weird looking, although vaginas probably take the cake for fug. The fact that anyone is willing to get oral on these things is pretty amazing. I won't eat a brussel sprout but OH, vein-y cock NOM NOM.
I am so in love with you right now. Haha. The first time I TOUCHED one? That was weird. You know how pugs are all wiggly? Like, they are short-haired and you can feel the skin over their bodies and you don't really know how to pet them? That. Penises feel like pugs.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
They are pretty fucking weird looking, although vaginas probably take the cake for fug. The fact that anyone is willing to get oral on these things is pretty amazing. I won't eat a brussel sprout but OH, vein-y cock NOM NOM.
I am so in love with you right now. Haha. The first time I TOUCHED one? That was weird. You know how pugs are all wiggly? Like, they are short-haired and you can feel the skin over their bodies and you don't really know how to pet them? That. Penises feel like pugs.
Hmmm I've never had a Wang petting experience where it was wiggly.
Post by lyssbobiss, Command, B613 on Aug 10, 2012 23:21:43 GMT -5
Haha, that probably came out wrong. But you know how there are like hairless dogs or short-haired dogs with weird skin that slides over their bodies? I just always associate those dogs with excitability. But my mind always goes there a little bit. I shouldn't drink and GBCN.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
Son of a bitch, lyss, I swear to Tom if I think of short haired dogs and/or your comparison of them to wangs the next time I am in contact with one, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
They are pretty fucking weird looking, although vaginas probably take the cake for fug. The fact that anyone is willing to get oral on these things is pretty amazing. I won't eat a brussel sprout but OH, vein-y cock NOM NOM.
I am so in love with you right now. Haha. The first time I TOUCHED one? That was weird. You know how pugs are all wiggly? Like, they are short-haired and you can feel the skin over their bodies and you don't really know how to pet them? That. Penises feel like pugs.
We are BFFs because this was my EXACT reaction the first time I touched one. I was totally weirded out by the fact that the skin moved on top of a solid. Then I tried asking a friend about it and she started to gag before I could finish my question and that was that.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."
I can't believe the fucking economy and politics distracted me from this thread for this long. Thank GOD the Selfie-photoshopped pic crossed my screen and led me to my true north.
"This prick is asking for someone here to bring him to task Somebody give me some dirt on this vacuous mass so we can at last unmask him I'll pull the trigger on it, someone load the gun and cock it While we were all watching, he got Washington in his pocket."