Update: Small town news

[mrs.jacinthe]

Original thread is here: pandce.proboards.com/thread/429899/possibly-make

From FB today:

MOOSE NO LONGER ON THE LOOSE:
The [LOCAL] County Sheriff's Office would like to thank the media for their assistance in locating the stolen moose head from Sunnyside Resort in [LOCAL TOWN].

Due to media coverage, on March 23, 2015 a citizen came forward stating he had located Sunnyside's moose head.  The citizen had located the property on the side of the road near Sunnyside Resort in early January shortly after the moose head had been reported stolen.  The citizen took the moose head home not knowing the circumstances surrounding it.  Upon seeing the news story, the citizen contacted the [LOCAL] County Sheriff's Office and the property was returned to Sunnyside Resort.  The persons responsible for the theft are still outstanding.

[dr.girlfriend]

I saw this (the story about the theft) on the CNN home page and thought of you! I'm sure the guy who stole -- ahem, FOUND it by the side of the road -- was crapping himself with how much attention it was getting.

[Deleted]

Where is Detective Lasagna??? HE NEEDS TO MAKE A STATEMENT!!!

:)This is too funny.