Did lizard ever update on the bird??

[pixy0stix]

No. I think we all know how that turned out.

[1confused1]

I was wondering the same.

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[lizard]

Not yet. Stains and bacterial cultures are probably in the works.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Enough things died in the making of the OP. Let's not let another thing die unnecessarily.

[lizard]

Mar 26, 2015 9:24:40 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

No. I think we all know how that turned out.

I'm sorry that you refuse to be wrong about the word anorexic being used properly in medicine even after a couple of posters were like, yeah...she's kind of right.

I'm sorry you don't know enough about this species of bird to know about their diet enough to make any kind of judgments.

I think it was needlessly cruel for everyone to get so much enjoyment out of the death of an animal.

I will update when I get word.

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I will say that thread prompted me to watch the Parrot documentary on Netflix. Interesting. And such a sad fate for those birds.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 26, 2015 9:42:09 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mar 26, 2015 9:24:40 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

No. I think we all know how that turned out.

I'm sorry that you refuse to be wrong about the word anorexic being used properly in medicine even after a couple of posters were like, yeah...she's kind of right.

I'm sorry you don't know enough about this species of bird to know about their diet enough to make any kind of judgments.

I think it was needlessly cruel for everyone to get so much enjoyment out of the death of an animal.

I will update when I get word.

You really are dense.

[Deleted]

I enjoy dead animals at every meal.

[malibu]

Mar 26, 2015 9:43:16 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

I will say that thread prompted me to watch the Parrot documentary on Netflix. Interesting. And such a sad fate for those birds.

I don't think I could watch that. I doubt I could handle seeing what happened to the poor birds.

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Mar 26, 2015 13:10:10 GMT -5 malibu said:

Mar 26, 2015 9:43:16 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

I will say that thread prompted me to watch the Parrot documentary on Netflix. Interesting. And such a sad fate for those birds.

I don't think I could watch that. I doubt I could handle seeing what happened to the poor birds.

It wasn't Sarah MacLachlan commercial depressingly sad, but it really highlighted the issues of exotic birds as pets.

[captainobvious]

The other day I was watching this local PBS story about the wild parrots we have here and I thought of this board. Parrots are loud squawkers. I don't know how someone could manage that as a pet. SQUAWK

[lizard]

Mar 26, 2015 10:23:15 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Mar 26, 2015 9:42:09 GMT -5 lizard said:

I think it was needlessly cruel for everyone to get so much enjoyment out of the death of an animal.

Can you explain who this person is that you are referring to? Because I don't recall anyone getting enjoyment out of the bird dying, weirdo. 

I'm referring to the people joking about dead birds complete with gifs. I'm talking about the people who told me that I killed my bird, like it needed to be said and said as harshly as possible. 

[miniroller]

Mar 26, 2015 9:43:16 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

I will say that thread prompted me to watch the Parrot documentary on Netflix. Interesting. And such a sad fate for those birds.

It's on my list; I just haven't been "in the mood" yet. Having found a couple of points in that thread pretty compelling, I just need to buckle down and watch. (& realize if I waited on the right mood, it could be years)

[captainobvious]

I'm pretty sure the gifs were of beating a dead horse.

[Velvetshady]

Mar 26, 2015 15:40:55 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mar 26, 2015 10:23:15 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Can you explain who this person is that you are referring to? Because I don't recall anyone getting enjoyment out of the bird dying, weirdo. 

I'm referring to the people joking about dead birds complete with gifs. I'm talking about the people who told me that I killed my bird, like it needed to be said and said as harshly as possible. 

Listen, I've had the words to the Dead Parrot sketch memorized since I was ~ 6 years old (I'd bet that's longer than you've been alive). If I suddenly can't laugh at it or quote it anymore because a few ignorant people don't get it (or know of it), this life will no longer have meaning.


Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, eh?

[lizard]

Mar 26, 2015 16:03:38 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Mar 26, 2015 15:40:55 GMT -5 lizard said:

I'm referring to the people joking about dead birds complete with gifs. I'm talking about the people who told me that I killed my bird, like it needed to be said and said as harshly as possible. 

Oh FFS. 

You are a bigger idiot than I thought was possible. 

Laughing at a Monty Python gif =/= enjoyment of YOUR bird dying. 

Mmhmm, the Monty python ref is what I'm talking about.

And you're an even bigger asshole than I already thought you were. I can't believe that's even possible. 

[Velvetshady]

Mar 26, 2015 16:10:31 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mar 26, 2015 16:03:38 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Oh FFS. 

You are a bigger idiot than I thought was possible. 

Laughing at a Monty Python gif =/= enjoyment of YOUR bird dying. 

Mmhmm, the Monty python ref is what I'm talking about.

And you're an even bigger asshole than I already thought you were. I can't believe that's even possible. 

And you are denser than pixy thought you were. Your OP is the absolute MOST appropriate post I've seen on the Internet that I have ever seen in ~30 years of reading various boards for a Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch gif. The only way it could have possibly been more fitting is if your screen name was "Mr. Praline" (Praline isn't your real last name, is it?)

[lizard]

Mar 26, 2015 19:09:57 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Mar 26, 2015 16:10:31 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mmhmm, the Monty python ref is what I'm talking about.

And you're an even bigger asshole than I already thought you were. I can't believe that's even possible. 

And you are denser than pixy thought you were. Your OP is the absolute MOST appropriate post I've seen on the Internet that I have ever seen in ~30 years of reading various boards for a Monty Python Dead Parrot sketch gif. The only way it could have possibly been more fitting is if your screen name was "Mr. Praline" (Praline isn't your real last name, is it?)

FFS I'm not fucking dense. I don't care about monty python and I'm going to assume that it's not fitting at all. I was referring to all the other gifs anyway.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 26, 2015 19:09:57 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Mar 26, 2015 16:10:31 GMT -5 lizard said:

And you are denser than pixy thought you were. 

Unpossible.

[lizard]

Thread recap:

Lizard: I got these beautiful parrots and one died.
Pixy: She starved. You killed her. 
Lizard: She was eating fine, so no, that's not it. 
Everyone else: Stupid gif, stupid gif, name calling.
EmilieMadison: CAPSLOCK EXCLAMATION POINTS
Pixy: Cat litter dust is bad.
Autumn: I can't read.
TOTS: I hate my life.
Random: So, if you get a pet, you have to care for it.
Everyone else: I learned so much from this thread! 

[pixy0stix]

Point - validated.

[lizard]

Mar 26, 2015 20:23:11 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Point - validated.

Delusions.

[Velvetshady]

Mar 26, 2015 16:10:31 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mar 26, 2015 16:03:38 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Oh FFS. 

You are a bigger idiot than I thought was possible. 

Laughing at a Monty Python gif =/= enjoyment of YOUR bird dying. 

Mmhmm, the Monty python ref is what I'm talking about.

And you're an even bigger asshole than I already thought you were. I can't believe that's even possible. 

then

Mar 26, 2015 20:46:55 GMT -4 lizard said:
FFS I'm not fucking dense. I don't care about monty python and I'm going to assume that it's not fitting at all. I was referring to all the other gifs anyway.

[LeggsBenedict]

Mar 27, 2015 9:26:20 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Mar 26, 2015 16:10:31 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mmhmm, the Monty python ref is what I'm talking about.

And you're an even bigger asshole than I already thought you were. I can't believe that's even possible. 

then

Mar 26, 2015 20:46:55 GMT -4 lizard said:
FFS I'm not fucking dense. I don't care about monty python and I'm going to assume that it's not fitting at all. I was referring to all the other gifs anyway.

sarcasm, dude.

[captainobvious]

@fucksticklegit should not be lumped in to "everyone else." Her gifs were on point.

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[lizard]

Mar 27, 2015 9:26:20 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Mar 26, 2015 16:10:31 GMT -5 lizard said:

Mmhmm, the Monty python ref is what I'm talking about.

And you're an even bigger asshole than I already thought you were. I can't believe that's even possible. 

then

Mar 26, 2015 20:46:55 GMT -4 lizard said:
FFS I'm not fucking dense. I don't care about monty python and I'm going to assume that it's not fitting at all. I was referring to all the other gifs anyway.

I was being sarcastic. I said offensive gifs and dumby thinks I'm referring to the monty python gif.

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[tictac]

Mar 26, 2015 20:16:44 GMT -5 @licia said:

Mar 26, 2015 20:14:40 GMT -5 tators said:

No that was giant fun.

This was just a flockery.

You really could be completely bird-brained and still get it.

/dead

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Too soon?