Do these sound delicious?

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Or do I think they sound delicious because I am pre-diabetic and missing all carbs?

I'm talking about the new Pizza Hut crust flavors!

CRUST FLAVORS
FLAVOR BRUSHED, SPRINKLED AND BAKED ONTO YOUR CRUST EDGE.

HUT FAVORITE
A garlic buttery blend with a sprinkle of grated Parmesan and hint of Italian herbs.

TOASTED PARMESAN
A sprinkle of all-natural Parmesan, toasted to perfection.

SALTED PRETZEL
Transforms your crust edge into a freshly baked soft pretzel.

HONEY SRIRACHA
Glazes your crust edge with a sweet-heat fusion of real honey and intense red chilies.

FIERY RED PEPPER
A seriously spicy blend of cayenne and crushed red pepper brushed onto the crust edge.

TOASTED CHEDDAR
A dash of shredded cheddar baked on for a toasty finish.

TOASTED ASIAGO
A touch of shredded, savory Asiago for a unique toasted flavor.

GARLIC BUTTERY BLEND
A garlic buttery blend with a hint of oregano, parsley and basil.

If you've had them, please tell me your thoughts.

If you plan to sample them at some point, please report back.  LOL.

[circa1978]

The salted pretzel and honey sriracha seem...intriguing.

[vicky]

I love shitty pizza (i.e., papa john's.) but I've never had Pizza Hut. I am intrigued.

[tracita]

We accidentally ordered the garlic butter one before they were officially announced. I didn't know what was happening with their menu and thought I HAD to choose one. Anyway, it was so greasy we could not eat it. Disgusting. It was like they just poured flavored oil all over the whole pizza. Blech.

[LeggsBenedict]

hhhnnggghhhh.

pizza hut is my favorite.

I am regretting the thai food I just ordered.

[Deleted]

I am delighted I am not the only one!

[underwaterrhymes]

I hate Pizza Hut but if you hadn't told me those were Pizza Hut pizzas, I would think they sounded delicious.

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Mar 26, 2015 18:29:49 GMT -5 tracita said:

We accidentally ordered the garlic butter one before they were officially announced. I didn't know what was happening with their menu and thought I HAD to choose one. Anyway, it was so greasy we could not eat it. Disgusting. It was like they just poured flavored oil all over the whole pizza. Blech.

Hmm.

Is it gross that this sounds appealing to me?

[Deleted]

I loooooooooooove Pizza Hut.

I normally eat it once or twice a year, and it is just a joy.

[wannabe]

I would eat the hell out of a salted pretzel crusted pizza.

[gummybear]

Mmmm, I would eat them. I worked at PH all through high school and a couple summers in college and I STILL love it. And I live in an area where you can get delicious, authentic pizzeria style pies (which I also love).

[flutermed]

Sounds delicious. Some of the pizza places around here offer some of thise fir their crusts and it turns out like breadsticks attached to pizza. Delicious.

[vicky]

Mar 26, 2015 18:32:42 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Mar 26, 2015 18:29:49 GMT -5 tracita said:

We accidentally ordered the garlic butter one before they were officially announced. I didn't know what was happening with their menu and thought I HAD to choose one. Anyway, it was so greasy we could not eat it. Disgusting. It was like they just poured flavored oil all over the whole pizza. Blech.

Hmm.

Is it gross that this sounds appealing to me?

Me too.
I dip everything in the papa john's garlic sauce. Yum greasy garlic.

[dexteroni]

Yes, even though Pizza Hut is gross. But one of our local places has flavored crusts, and the best one is a lot like Hut Favorite, with butter, cheese, and herbs.

[Jalapeñomel]

Yes. But I also think PH has the best of the chain pizzas.

[dexteroni]

As for the other flavors, pretzel sounds wonderful. Honey Sriracha and Fiery Red Pepper sound like they would compete with the actual pizza toppings. It's too much going on.

[fuckyourcouch]

The Asiago is meh.

Honey sriracha is my jam. It's fucking delicious.

[lexxasaurus]

The salted pretzel crust is really tasty if you like terrible pizza. I love shitty pizza, and you can get them cheese stuffed as well.

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Mar 26, 2015 18:38:28 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

The Asiago is meh.

Honey sriracha is my jam. It's fucking delicious.

Will you commit to trying them all?

It's like Pokemon.

But with pizza.

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Mar 26, 2015 18:39:37 GMT -5 lexxasaurus said:

The salted pretzel crust is really tasty if you like terrible pizza. I love shitty pizza, and you can get them cheese stuffed as well.

AND STUFFED?

AND STUFFED?

OMG, I JUST DIED.

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Mar 26, 2015 18:40:18 GMT -5 cjoy said:

We got the garlic butter blend and it was sooooo salty. Almost inedible (note I said ALMOST).

Ok, so perhaps we've established that the garlic butter blend should be skipped.

With two votes against, I will trust.

[lexxasaurus]

Mar 26, 2015 18:40:22 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Mar 26, 2015 18:39:37 GMT -5 lexxasaurus said:

The salted pretzel crust is really tasty if you like terrible pizza. I love shitty pizza, and you can get them cheese stuffed as well.

AND STUFFED?

AND STUFFED?

OMG, I JUST DIED.

So fucking tasty. Then I dipped it in the garlic sauce (they have it for wings, it's not as amazing as Papa John's garlic butter) and while it probably took many years off my life it was so worth it.

[fuckyourcouch]

Mar 26, 2015 18:39:56 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Mar 26, 2015 18:38:28 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

The Asiago is meh.

Honey sriracha is my jam. It's fucking delicious.

Will you commit to trying them all?

It's like Pokemon.

But with pizza.

LOL. 

Well, our PH has had this for months. We've tried...4? I think? My h tried the red pepper and said it was just spicy. Hut favorite is just like, generic flavor.


I like the sriracha so much I just keep ordering that lol. It doesn't compete with the toppings at all bc it's just on the crust. So you are all eating delicious shitty pizza, and then you arrive at delightfully sweet/spicy crust. 

Get the thin crust (my fav) and you can try. Less carbs. Lol

[snipsnsnails]

Cheese stuffed, too?!?!?!?! I want a fast food feast with this, gozf's gourmet fry place, a couple of White Castles and a cherry coke.

[rupertpenny]

There is a Pizza Hut in the ground floor of my apartment building and it always smells sooo good. So tempting.

Sadly crust choices here run more along the lines of fish roe stuffed crust. I'd rather have pretzel.

[Deleted]

Those sound so good. I'm starving.

[starlily]

Now I'm seriously considering Pizza Hut for Easter dinner.

[pantsparty]

I haven't had Pizza Hut in years. I'm surprised the butter garlic crust is not good? That would seem like a winning combo to me. When I lived in Michigan, I loooooooved Hungry Howie's butter cheese crust. Yum.

[vicky]

The closest Pizza Hut is 34 minutes away. Hm.

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Mar 26, 2015 18:50:58 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I haven't had Pizza Hut in years. I'm surprised the butter garlic crust is not good? That would seem like a winning combo to me. When I lived in Michigan, I loooooooved Hungry Howie's butter cheese crust. Yum.

What do you think our friends would say if I brought a bunch of pizzas to a certain event in May, so we could try all of them?

I mean, so you guys could try all of them?

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