WTF?? Sex Q&A: Can I Pee Inside My Wife?

[iammalcolmx]

You white people need another meeting.

[chedifuen]

NO!!!

[miniroller]

Raise your hand if you think this informative response will make him stop pissing into his wife's vajay...

[pixy0stix]

People are so weird.

[Queen Mamadala]

Mar 27, 2015 17:33:57 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

You white people need another meeting.

White people kink? Bahahaha.

I know kink, but that's just... no. Pee on a la "watersports," eh, but in? :shudder: Just to be clear, I'm no fan of watersports.

[pixy0stix]

Mar 27, 2015 17:33:57 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

You white people need another meeting.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE WHITE?! HUH?!

Who am I kidding...

[ECB]

Well, o.k. then.

[josieposy]

You should also be careful if you’re diabetic, since there’s a chance some glucose could pass through your urine, and you definitely don’t want to introduce sugar into the vagina, warns Castellanos.

DH is diabetic, so I'm keeping this in mind in case he ever wants to "try something new."

[elleblue]

[Cicero]

I didn't realize that this was even physically possible.

[redheadbaker]

Mar 27, 2015 17:44:15 GMT -5 josieposy said:

You should also be careful if you’re diabetic, since there’s a chance some glucose could pass through your urine, and you definitely don’t want to introduce sugar into the vagina, warns Castellanos.

Am I the only one who wants to know *why* this is really bad? Increases yeast infection risk, maybe?

I scared to Google for the answer.

[josieposy]

Mar 27, 2015 17:51:49 GMT -5 redheadbaker said:

Mar 27, 2015 17:44:15 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Am I the only one who wants to know *why* this is really bad? Increases yeast infection risk, maybe?

I scared to Google for the answer.

I have no idea either. Is it like putting sugar in the gas tank or something?

[sangria]

Guys can pee while it's hard?

[iammalcolmx]

Mar 27, 2015 17:39:43 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Mar 27, 2015 17:33:57 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

You white people need another meeting.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE WHITE?! HUH?!

Who am I kidding...

Look you know I am side eyeing my H right now, right?

[josieposy]

DH says it is possible, but difficult. He says he would have to really think about it in order to do it.

I basically ambushed him with this question when he walked in the door.

[Velvetshady]

Fuck--I thought the parrot masturbation was THE thing I'd read about today that I could have gone my whole life with knowing.

[redheadbaker]

SO says it's possible. Hard to aim, but possible.

[iammalcolmx]

So I asked the white person who pays my bills. He was horrified. "Stop peeing on your kid!" And "Is this R Kelly?" was said.

[gpw]

Mar 27, 2015 18:03:41 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Fuck--I thought the parrot masturbation was THE thing I'd read about today that I could have gone my whole life with knowing.

[mala]

Mar 27, 2015 18:10:46 GMT -5 gpw said:

Mar 27, 2015 18:03:41 GMT -5 Velvetshady said:

Fuck--I thought the parrot masturbation was THE thing I'd read about today that I could have gone my whole life with knowing.

pandce.proboards.com/thread/432541/lizard-update-on-bird

pages 3&4. YWIA

[AJL]

[secretlyevil]

WHY!?!?!?!?!?

[andrealynn]

For some reason I had it in my head that this letter was written to Dr. Laura. Imagining anyone asking her that makes it about 21456461 times funnier.

[secretlyevil]

Mar 27, 2015 19:03:41 GMT -5 deej said:

I'm..... really hoping this doesn't turn out like the grapefruit thing where people try it and report back. I think I would have to quit the board.

And the planet.

¿Como?

[KB]

Um, this isn't how sex works.

[gpw]

Mar 27, 2015 18:32:32 GMT -5 mala said:

Mar 27, 2015 18:10:46 GMT -5 gpw said:

pandce.proboards.com/thread/432541/lizard-update-on-bird

pages 3&4. YWIA

Oh.  Um.  Well, ok then.  

What in the world would we do without pixy0stix?

[Deleted]

What does he use? A funnel?

[sushi]

Mar 27, 2015 18:29:13 GMT -5 @bunnybean said:

Yeah, I don't think he must be actually hard yet. Dudes aren't really supposed to be able to pee while erect. Since they use the same hole for both things, there's actually a muscle that diverts pee tubes into semen tubes.

I'd it's post orgasm...

But I don't think she likes it

[Saint Monica]

1. If this is a white person thing I would like to opt out

2. Does anyone remember the nestie that would pee into her husband's cupped hands?

[NitaX]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THIS?!