Fucking cat Thor

[ginger]

Simmah down Thor!

[Monica Geller]

My parents had a cat that would do this! He'd proudly bring the mouse into the kitchen drop it and then watch my parents chase it! He'd meow a lot and try to "help", but would never kill the thing himself. Then he'd walk around all upset once it had been removed. I loved that cat.

[agnes]

He was trying to bring you a special present.

[alzi]

I thought gozf write this.

[panbitch]

IT WAS A GIFT FOR THE FAMILY!!!

[waffletime]

Well, he could've killed it and left its eviscerated corpse at the bottom of the stairs for you to unknowingly step on with bare feet first thing in the morning. I can personally attest that this is one of the least pleasant ways to start the day.

[isabel]

My dog brought a mouse into my MIL's house a couple summers ago, but at least she had the decency to kill it first. Damn cat.

[Deleted]

But it was a fun toy!!  Party pooper.  Lol. Cats can be jerks!  Signed, parent of two cats

[gozf]

Mar 27, 2015 19:11:10 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Mar 27, 2015 19:08:21 GMT -5 alzi said:

I thought gozf write this.

lol this is why I always specify the cat Thor, so people won't think gozf's bf is a mouse-releaser. 

I love your Thor stories.

[usuallylurking]

Mar 27, 2015 22:11:26 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

HE BROUGHT IT IN AGAIN. GOD I HATE THIS CAT

Hahahaha. What a dumb mouse!

[captainmel]

River cat did this once. I was so startled that I screamed and jumped on top of a filing cabinet while I was naked. Boyfriend was sitting out on the patio and walked into that scene when he heard me shouting for him. It wasn't dignified.

He's abandoned mice now and just brings home pissed off grasshoppers that usually only have one leg by that point. It is surprisingly difficult to catch a one legged, angry grasshopper.

[starburst604]

I had a cat that brought home live snakes. I'll take the mouse over that any day. <shiver>