"He;s not really saying anything in particular the only real word you can make out is at the end where he says pig. its just like talking random words in a french sounding accent."
OK, now I feel better. I am a French teacher, and I too could only figure out the word at the end--although even that one sounded a bit like "coucher" (I was on the fence between that and cochon). That's why I didn't post (I must have listened to the clip 20+ times!).