Nerium Skincare Products?

[OrangeBanana]

I got invited to a Nerium Skincare party. Anyone ever heard about it? Good? Bad?

For the record, I'm not going. I hate sales parties unless there is something specific I want to buy and I have enough crap for my face. 

[wambam]

A guy I'm fb friends with recently got sucked into this and is always jabbering on about how he's going to make all this money and get a free Lexus.

ABORT MISSION

[shamrockshake]

of all the mlm schemes on my FB the chick who pushes this is by far the worst

[panicked]

I actually had to unfollow a relative because it's ALL nerium ALL the time. Run far and fast

[kitty63]

I have no idea if it works but the Facebook pitches are awful. Yay your friend just made a lot of money, I DON'T CARE.

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Apr 1, 2015 14:22:01 GMT -5 wambam said:

A guy I'm fb friends with recently got sucked into this and is always jabbering on about how he's going to make all this money and get a free Lexus.

ABORT MISSION

Yeah, I've seen some people do the same. And they post pics of people they'll never meet like "OMG CYNTHIA JUST GOT HER LEXUS! I HOPE I AM NEXT!" And I'm over here all "bish you better stop trying to pawn your pyramid scheme bullshit off on your broke ass friends."

[OrangeBanana]

I looked at their website. I think I just read that it costs $500 to buy the sales kit and start selling it! Holy crap!

I got invited via FB and so far it hasn't been to bad but a ton of people have already RSVPed that they are going. I know I have better things to do at 7:30pm on a Tuesday night.

[joshlyman]

I had to unfollow a friend on FB because of this too.

She even changed her FB name to Sally NERIUM Smith :/

[wambam]

Aforementioned friend just posted this. LOfuckingL.


 

[captainobvious]

For the last two days my FB feed has been filled with this:

OH.MY.GOODNESS!!!! I can't even handle the news I'm about to share!!! My dear friend, Sally Twatwaffle, just got a HUGE promotion with Ner.ium Inter.national!! Not only did this promotion come with a massive raise, but it also came with a $1000 BONUS and a FREE LEXUS car bonus!!!!!! What?!?!?! What I LOVE most about Ner.ium are the friendships made!Sally and I met through Ner.ium and will now be friends forever!!! I cannot wait to travel the world with this chick and our families!!!! This amazing mama is so beautifully dedicated to her family and has become an incredibly strong leader, dedicated to helping everyone on her team have success!!! BIG CONGRATULATIONS to you Sally!!! You and Dick are so deserving of this incredible rank advancement!!! I see a $50,000 bonus in your near future, girlie!!! Love you!!!! #‎paidtoparty #‎howisthiswork? #‎toomuchfun #‎50KbonusISnext

No joke, three people have posted almost identical things about their "team." OMG GO AWAY.

[wambam]

captainobvious - You absolutely NAILED IT.