So over the weekend S was whining to me over text about how stressed out he was about work and moving to his new [super expensive] apartment, and that this is just the worst.possible.time.ever to have to spend 5 minutes in front of a notary to sign the divorce papers. Fine.
I decided I would leave him alone yesterday and start harassing him today. But then he texted me around 3:30 yesterday, I met him and we got the papers signed! He barely said a word to me and didn't take his sunglasses off the whole time, but whatever!
Now I'm waiting for the last bit of paperwork from the paralegal that I have to sign, and after that it will all be filed and I just have to wait for the court to get to it.