OK WHO IS BUYING AND WEARING THESE THINGS

[laurack]

I went to h&m at lunch time (browsing h&m is one of my pastimes lol) and there were a large number of hideous jumpsuits on offer. these things can surely flatter no one but people must buy/wear them or why would they have such a selection?

I went online afterwards and here's a few lovely things. I lol picturing short me wearing these when they don't even look good on a 6 foot model

I know I'm going to insult somebody with this. Somebody probably just bought all three. If so, I'm SORRY!!!!!!! but no.

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[honeybee503]

Yikes. I would think if you went braless in the velvet one like the model it would be quite an interesting day for your nips.

[laurensmomma]

I changed my oil in the velvet jumpsuit. Don't judge. I'm fancy.

[fusion]

petterned bib overalls, lolololol. It isn't April 1st anymore H&M!

[laurack]

also this

I'm trying to picture myself wearing this. On a boat? look like an idiot. Not on a boat? same. lol

I do support sailor clothes for children though

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[mabillon]

The overalls would be way more 90s if worn with one strap off. Such a pain when that loose strap gets tangled with my Walkman's headphones though.

(Actually, I'm trying to remember if I had a Discman by 1995ish)

[PatBenatar]

I'll be the first to admit I am not hip when it comes to fashion but yeesh those are bad.

The red one looks like it came right out of Dynasty's wardrobe.

[joyhart02]

Off to cancel my h&m order. Thanks Laurak.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Omg ... before I opened this I knew it was H&M.

[formerlyllizzyb]

I just can't with a lot of what is currently in stores.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Taken during a recent H&M visit:

[laurack]

I like how the overalls don't just have side pockets, they also have a bib pocket. So if you have a lot of stuff to carry and you don't feel like using a bag .... this is the outfit for you

[laurack]

that's a fetching color Dorothy Zbornak how many did you buy? these things are sure to sell out quickly and you want to have it for years to come

prison chic

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Apr 17, 2015 12:28:22 GMT -5 mabillon said:

The overalls would be way more 90s if worn with one strap off. Such a pain when that loose strap gets tangled with my Walkman's headphones though.

(Actually, I'm trying to remember if I had a Discman by 1995ish)

You did. And you had Spin Doctors in it.

Who am I kidding? I had that on tape.

[mabillon]

Apr 17, 2015 12:41:07 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Apr 17, 2015 12:28:22 GMT -5 mabillon said:

The overalls would be way more 90s if worn with one strap off. Such a pain when that loose strap gets tangled with my Walkman's headphones though.

(Actually, I'm trying to remember if I had a Discman by 1995ish)

You did. And you had Spin Doctors in it.

Who am I kidding? I had that on tape.

Um, I don't know what you're talking about.  I was totally about Nirvana back then, mourning Kurt Cobain and listening to the MTV Unplugged show on repeat.

(At least publically.  It might've been an Ace of Base CD too.)

[breezy8407]

One two princes, want to kneel before you, That's what I said now.

[breezy8407]

The third jumpsuit looks pretty classy. I mean, velour? You fancy.

[rxbeth]

Is the first one supposed to be a summer equivalent of snow pants? Three looks like you're changing oil. The second, I know someone who bought something similar just recently.

Dorothy Zbornak - did they only have dinosaur shirts?  I feel like I need more animal prints in my wardrobe.  Perhaps some cats?

[TrudyCampbell]

I have a friend who looks beautiful in all this shit, even overalls. She wore overalls when 9 months pregnant and she looked great.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Apr 17, 2015 13:04:16 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I fucking hate that Two Princes song! I still hear it all the time. WTF? It wasn't even good to start with. It certainly doesn't still need airplay 20 years later.

Shut your piehole!

[TrudyCampbell]

Apr 17, 2015 13:04:16 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I fucking hate that Two Princes song! I still hear it all the time. WTF? It wasn't even good to start with. It certainly doesn't still need airplay 20 years later.

Ummm best song ever!

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Apr 17, 2015 13:04:13 GMT -5 rxbeth said:

Is the first one supposed to be a summer equivalent of snow pants? Three looks like you're changing oil. The second, I know someone who bought something similar just recently.

Dorothy Zbornak - did they only have dinosaur shirts?  I feel like I need more animal prints in my wardrobe.  Perhaps some cats?

Just dinos.

[helicase]

I'll see myself out.

[helicase]

Just kidding. Those are hideous.

[Faevantastic]

How can you hate Spin Doctors? Do you have no joy in your life!?

[Faevantastic]

I think Spin Doctors may have been my first bearded crush.



sadly my taste must've changed since because looking at that pic now... what the hell was I thinking. Lol

[breezy8407]

I love me some '90's alt, but I was never a fan of the Spin Doctors. It was too peppy for my angst. My life was pretty awful in 8th grade.

[honeybee503]

I love Two Princes! I remember they sang it on Sesame Street with Telly and Elmo, haha.

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All I can think about is how much it would have to suck to go pee. You have to get topless in a public restroom every time. That would get old fast.

[rxbeth]

I cannot get down with Spin Doctors. Or Blues Travellers. I don't know why I group those two together.