Oh, fuck no!!! Please tell this is from The Onion. Where is beagle, we need to cry over a keg of Yuengling. What the mothera-fuckera Chip :throws hands in the air:
Oh, fuck no!!! Please tell this is from The Onion. Where is beagle, we need to cry over a keg of Yuengling. What the mothera-fuckera Chip :throws hands in the air:
I'm right here.
Okay, now I am literally laughing at the thought of him getting off the plane in Philly, bowing down to pray and all us classy Philly folks screaming ' FUCK YOU TEEEBOOOW, BOW DOWN TO THAT BITCH' as they are flipping him off, lol.
"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.”