Does your DH have a man cold voice?

[Jalapeñomel]

Mine always talks really quietly and with a fake, raspy.  LOL

[bittybomb]

Yes! With the fake *cough cough* and everything!

I try so hard not to laugh in his face bc I know he feels crummy but he makes it so hard.

[Jalapeñomel]

Apr 20, 2015 19:42:52 GMT -5 bittybomb said:

Yes! With the fake *cough cough* and everything!

I try so hard not to laugh in his face bc I know he feels crummy but he makes it so hard.

It's a good thing my DH is not an actor.  

[pittsmcgee]

Mine has the same voice.
He's passed the fuck out right now and snoring. I'll take that over the non stop whining since Thursday.

[charley]

Before I even opened this I thought "oh you mean his completely fake sick voice?"

[sneetch]

Yes! It's pathetic.

[Jalapeñomel]

How is it possible that when I am sick, I still manage to feed and take the dogs out, feed the kid, and plan for work the next day, but he can barely even talk, or lift the blanket,up,over his cold feet? Lol

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Complete with him touching his throat ever so gently and closing his eyes in pain when he swallows.

[onomatopoeia]

Apr 20, 2015 20:25:05 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

How is it possible that when I am sick, I still manage to feed and take the dogs out, feed the kid, and plan for work the next day, but he can barely even talk, or lift the blanket,up,over his cold feet? Lol

YES!  And the fact that I still manage to do this is interpreted by him as "you are not as sick as me".  Uh, no.  It means you need to STFU.

The man-cold is in full effect at our house right now.    

[lovelovelove]

Yes, weird voice, fake cough, needs so much sleep, and eeeevvveerrrryyyyything is too much. Oh I've had a nasty cough for almost a week, telling him I think it's more than a cold, and he keeps brushing me off. Today he wakes up with the same cough and diagnosed himself with bronchitis. LOL.

[agnes]

He currently sounds a bit stuffed up/like his throat might hurt because he does actually have a cold right now. But he doesn't get this annoying "man-cold" a lot you guys post about.

I didn't marry no man-cold baby.

[elleblue]

Apr 20, 2015 19:39:13 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Mine always talks really quietly and with a fake, raspy.  LOL

So he literally does the voice from the man cold skit? That's hysterical. 

To answer the question, no my H does not have a man cold voice. I sort of feel like I might be missing out. It sounds quite amusing. 

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Apr 20, 2015 21:42:44 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Apr 20, 2015 20:44:34 GMT -5 @kande818 said:

Complete with him touching his throat ever so gently and closing his eyes in pain when he swallows.

oh, dear god. How do you not kill him on the spot? 

He's so pathetic!

[Jalapeñomel]

Apr 20, 2015 20:44:34 GMT -5 @kande818 said:

Complete with him touching his throat ever so gently and closing his eyes in pain when he swallows.

Ok, this is pretty funny. 

[kaybee85]

There's a lot of coughing, sighing and flailing.

Absolutely no medication taking, though. ::twitch::

[Jalapeñomel]

Apr 21, 2015 6:53:10 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

There's a lot of coughing, sighing and flailing.

Absolutely no medication taking, though. ::twitch::

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS?

[Cricket0619]

Yes! And he seems to always have to cough when I come around and moan. Omg, stop.

[picaflora]

My dad's voice drops an octave when he's sick, but no man colds for him. It's hard to get him to rest.

H's voice doesn't change, but he gets super whiny and everything is the end of the world.