What the fuck am I listening to?!

[sharknado]

His name is Toby Keith.

[underwaterrhymes]

Yeah, that's Toby Keith.

He's an asshole.

[hopecounts]

Toby Keith
Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (2002)
It was a very popular country song at the time.
He and AThe Dixie Chicks started a feud after it came out.

[charley]

[sharknado]

It was after 9/11, he was angry.
I'm not making excuses, I hate the song.

[katieido]

You can go experirnce a physical manifestation of that terrible song, there is a "Toby Keith ' s I love this bar" in St Louis park.

[sharknado]

Apr 24, 2015 10:22:17 GMT -5 @koko said:

Apr 24, 2015 10:20:53 GMT -5 sharknado said:

It was after 9/11, he was angry.
I'm not making excuses, I hate the song.

...but it's just so bad. 

Yes, yes it is.

[charley]

He also states that the statue of liberty was shaking her fist. Just in case you missed that part.

[Deleted]

You need to blast:

[Mrs.Rad888]

Play this one, courtesy of the "Mila Kunis, chicken thief" thread on CEP:

[noradog]

Is this the one where he doesn't know the difference between Iraq and Iran? It might be another one there were a lot of really bad country songs in that era.

[oliviapope]

Apr 24, 2015 10:30:24 GMT -5 noradog said:

Is this the one where he doesn't know the difference between Iraq and Iran? It might be another one there were a lot of really bad country songs in that era.

Lol, different one, I think that was Alan Jackson? 

[Mrs.Rad888]

Apr 24, 2015 10:27:35 GMT -5 @koko said:

Apr 24, 2015 10:26:23 GMT -5 Mrs.Rad888 said:

Play this one, courtesy of the "Mila Kunis, chicken thief" thread on CEP:

How can somebody leave the house in the morning with THAT MUCH SHADE DIFFERENCE between their face and the rest of their body and be all "Yep, this looks AWESOME!"

Did you notice the "contouring" she did with the bronzer on her face? I'm thinking makeup and wardrobe aren't where her talents lie.

[joshlyman]

I loved when Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks wore an FUTK shirt on stage

[katieido]

Since he looks like a demented cabbage patch kid any way, what do you think his garbage pail kid name would be? Bootsy Nyerass?

[Eagles]

Apr 24, 2015 10:45:23 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

OMG what is wrong with me? I'm watching that Alan Jackson video and I'm feeling suddenly attracted to him.

Oh, Tamb. 

[firedancer10288]

Apr 24, 2015 10:36:52 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

I loved when Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks wore an FUTK shirt on stage

I used to love the Dixie Chicks. I hate that they were basically excommunicated from country music.

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Apr 24, 2015 10:21:53 GMT -5 katieido said:

You can go experirnce a physical manifestation of that terrible song, there is a "Toby Keith ' s I love this bar" in St Louis park.

Also one about 1/2 mile down the road in Foxboro MA

[jeekerbeeker]

That song is why you should wear headphones in the workplace if you are listening to music.

[aussiecrush]

Apr 24, 2015 10:21:53 GMT -5 katieido said:

You can go experirnce a physical manifestation of that terrible song, there is a "Toby Keith ' s I love this bar" in St Louis park.

I was thrilled when the one here went out of business.

[dirtyred]

Apr 24, 2015 10:17:33 GMT -5 @koko said:

UGH, this is a Toby Keith song?! This is horrible. Did this actually get popular?!

It came out after 9-11, so yeah.  Really popular.

[speckledfrog]

Apr 24, 2015 10:49:57 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Apr 24, 2015 10:48:52 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Oh, Tamb. 

now I'm watching Remember When.

I really like that song.  The line about 30 seeming so old and looking back it was just a stepping stone gets me every time.

[demelza]

Apr 24, 2015 11:03:22 GMT -5 firedancer10288 said:

Apr 24, 2015 10:36:52 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

I loved when Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks wore an FUTK shirt on stage

I used to love the Dixie Chicks. I hate that they were basically excommunicated from country music.

Natalie Maines seriously moved to Canada! She needs to move back and the Dixie Chicks need to get back together!

[joshlyman]

Apr 24, 2015 12:09:47 GMT -5 demelza said:

Apr 24, 2015 11:03:22 GMT -5 firedancer10288 said:

I used to love the Dixie Chicks. I hate that they were basically excommunicated from country music.

Natalie Maines seriously moved to Canada! She needs to move back and the Dixie Chicks need to get back together!

I saw them in concert when they were touring right before their documentary can out. They were amazing. I will always hold out hope of them getting back together.

[nahoku]

Apr 24, 2015 10:45:23 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

OMG what is wrong with me? I'm watching that Alan Jackson video and I'm feeling suddenly attracted to him.

Lol. I love you, tamb. If he got rid of that 'stache, I could maybe see it. Remember When is an excellent song.

And there are still some TK songs that I like, but not that one. I hate that one. I do think the tune is catchy but I hate the lyrics.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

The only good Toby Keith song is the one called, "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again." Because...Willie and weed.

[sugarbear]

I used to love me some Toby Keith. Whiskey for My Men is still one of my favorite songs.
But this 'Merica song is so completely awful. Your CW should be ashamed.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Lol at all the shame. Is she playing his whole album or her ipod or is it the radio or Pandora?

[wannabe]

Apr 24, 2015 12:11:46 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

Apr 24, 2015 12:09:47 GMT -5 demelza said:

Natalie Maines seriously moved to Canada! She needs to move back and the Dixie Chicks need to get back together!

I saw them in concert when they were touring right before their documentary can out. They were amazing. I will always hold out hope of them getting back together.

Me too! On all counts.

I think Natalie Maines is in L.A. now. She tweeted during Girl Scout cookie season looking for some in the valley. LOLZ.

[joshlyman]

TK did make me laugh on the Colbert Christmas special though. I will give him that.

youtu.be/-e-w0ScVcSM