Stop whatever you are doing and read this.

[Deleted]

whoa

[FastHands]

Of course she's from Florida. Oooof course.
"You are a hoe. This court is a hoe." 


Blerg.

[Serenity9]

I don't think she set the judge aflame. I think she set grammar and common sense aflame. That was nonsense.

[cville]

I wish I had a Word version so I could use it as a template.

[knx9211]

I couldn't even make it through page 2 because this is so fucking stupid and ridiculous.

[Deleted]

Lol is not a real word.

[birdistheword]

Apr 24, 2015 14:26:58 GMT -5 @rumpshaker said:

Recruited by the FBI and CIA in grade school? Twy Sentwa, indeed!

Well, they've been trying to recruit me since I was a baby. So...

[pantsparty]

I AM JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pixy0stix]

Well, that was something.

[Deleted]

I would love to know what her "case" was.

[shostakovich]

Yo, judge - do you even jurisprudence??

[smock]

This is my absolute favorite paragraph, maybe in the history of the world:

[pixy0stix]

So... she's insane.

[birdistheword]

Apr 24, 2015 14:38:28 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

So... she's insane.

No...she is JUSTICE. Didn't you read the brief?!

[AmeliaBedelia]

I am dying at "faster than you can say William B Hunt is a bitchass hoe."

Omg, this woman.

[killercupcake]

This is my favorite comment:

"This is what Jefferson was going for with the Declaration. He just had nothing like this lady’s gift for language or invective.


Life, Liberty and the pursuit of go fuck yourself."

[demelza]

This is Boring Mcwindbags cousin (from Florida) isn't it!!?!!?!

[panbitch]

Read it again in Garrison Keillor's voice per a commenter's suggestion, So Much Better!

[captainobvious]

Apr 24, 2015 16:05:10 GMT -5 milsaroo said:

Apr 24, 2015 14:30:02 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Well, they've been trying to recruit me since I was a baby. So...

JUST a baby? Ha! They talked to my mother while I was in utero...

My mom was recruited just to have me so...

[open24hours]

I have a headache. I think my mistake was trying to understand the crazy.

[cats]

Apr 24, 2015 16:19:49 GMT -5 captainobvious said:

Apr 24, 2015 16:05:10 GMT -5 milsaroo said:

JUST a baby? Ha! They talked to my mother while I was in utero...

My mom was recruited just to have me so...

Best part of this post.

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Apr 24, 2015 14:43:24 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Apr 24, 2015 14:38:28 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

So... she's insane.

No...she is JUSTICE. Didn't you read the brief?!

No she is a Floridian-American

[youhadmycuriosity]

Apr 24, 2015 18:06:11 GMT -5 @stpete said:

I would never have expected the right wing survavalist republican to be a black woman.

Truth! I was imagining a Sarah Palin with crazy eyes and a couple missing teeth.

[WOT?*]

If she's a Floridian-American, that still makes her an American. So, she doesn't pay taxes and federal jurisdiction is not applicable to her? Is it just because she's RICH and PRIVILEGED? Or merely crazy cakes?

[pinkeggs]

Apr 24, 2015 14:30:11 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I AM JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet another excellent example of your post corresponding with your siggy lol

[stephm0188]

So if you put this chick and Megan Heimer who spreads misinformation and lies together in an MTV style deathmatch where their only weapon would be intellect, who would win?

[starlily]

Apr 24, 2015 18:06:11 GMT -5 @stpete said:

I would never have expected the right wing survavalist republican to be a black woman.

There's an offshoot of the sovereign citizen movement that is mostly African-American. They call themselves the Moorish Sovereigns.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I am SUPER glad that she's aware that most of us need a proper education, and she's working on that.

JUSTICE - she's not the hero we deserve, but she's the hero we need. Hurting some FUCKING FEELINGS wherever necessary.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

STOP

(it's hammertime)

THIS WAS ALL BECAUSE SHE'S PISSED THAT SHE WASN'T ALLOWED TO BREAK HER HUSBAND OUT OF JAIL?