How often do you break things?

[Jalapeñomel]

I just broke another wine glass.  I'm a menace. 

[lilafowler]

Hahaha!
Serenity9

[lilafowler]

All the time.

[kaybee85]

Too often

[Deleted]

Comes in phases

[sofamonkey]

This is why drinking from pint glasses is a great idea. Sure, it's a little uncouth, but I'm oddly OK w/that.

Also, I break shit ALL the time. I threw something into the other room & broke the glass on the ceiling fan.

[crazycakes]

A lot.

We have 2 white wine glasses left from a set of 10.

[vicky]

I broke two coffee mugs today

[Jalapeñomel]

Apr 25, 2015 20:26:11 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Here you go, Jalapeñomel.. An unbreakable wine glass.

That's hilarious! 

[Dumbledork]

I once had my phone screen fixed and dropped and broke again within a few days.

As H likes to say, I'm the reason we can't have nice things.

[donnamartingraduat]

Objects other than wine glasses - rarely.

Wine glasses - often.

That is why I now drink wine out of juice glasses unless we have company.

[pt716]

Very frequently. This is why we can't have nice things. It pisses DH off and I have been banned from using pretty much anything of his tech gadgets (phone, tablets, computer), because I "don't treat them well."

[noodle]

We just bought a bunch of stemless wine glasses because I broke most of our nice wine glasses. I manage to break almost everything, and trip on totally flat surfaces.

[agnes]

Surprisingly, not that often. I drop things all the time too!

[papie]

At least once a week.

[Alex]

My husband broke our bedroom light today. He's tall and accidentally punched it while stretching. Frustrating because he's always doing stuff like that. He's all gangly and throwing his limbs around.

[redheadk]

I stopped using actual wine glasses at home years ago. I have glasses made of old wine bottles. I figure it's good enough.

[lexxasaurus]

Regularly, I'm exceptionally clumsy and talk with my hands. It can be disastrous.

[franklin]

I break things so frequently even my coworkers call it "pulling a Lisa". I've been through three computers in the last 1.5 - 2 years, I've had two new phones in the last year and my last/current phone has a shattered screen from when I fell while running. I also broke my coworker's door by trying to shut and lock it for a meeting. And another time I needed to use a coworker's computer to print something and once I was their computer froze and had to do a hard shut down. I'm like a walking disaster.

[MrsAxilla]

Surprisingly, not very often. My reptilian brain is pretty good. I make some amazing saves. I've had some spectacular crashes, too, but I've been known to catch a wet bar of soap while having drunk sex in the shower without missing a beat.

[FastHands]

I surprisingly don't break much, but I drop things all. The. Time. And it makes me irrationally angry every time.

[bugandbibs]

I just remembered I have a bottle of wine to finish, thanks ?

[dojo]

I'm a menace too. I'm a klutz and I don't pay enough attention to what I'm doing - my mind is always onto the next task I have to finish.

[pretzel]

Constantly. I now own many plastic wine glasses. Fancy ones even.

[Deleted]

I used to break things all the time. I'm trying to be more careful.

[fuckyourcouch]

Almost never

[mrsjuleshs]

Rarely though Dh and dd do break dishes/glasses quite often. I broke a jar of coconut oil in dd's bathroom yesterday but she left it on the back of the toilet. Her cat however is hell bent on breaking every ceramic decoration I own. He's a bit of an asshole and good thing he is crazy cute.

[jane6672]

Not often, but I end up injuring myself frequently.

I'm currently sporting a spectacular bruise on my hip from walking into the corner of a windowsill.

[peachykate]

I break things all the time when I'm very stressed. I'll break multiple things a day.

If I'm not super stressed then I rarely break anything.

[fuckyourcouch]

Apr 26, 2015 17:57:12 GMT -5 Queen Dick, Hibernating Bear said:

Apr 26, 2015 13:26:18 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Almost never