Tuesday confessions/flamefuls

[05heel]

Can we still laugh at Tonif spoiling American Idol across all of the boards? Not that I've ever stopped, but just checking.

[pirate]

We're being "encouraged" to attend a $35 team building canoe trip next month and I have got to find some excuse to skip it. I do not like my co-workers and paying to spend 4 hours trapped on the river with them sounds like some kind of torture.

[Cioccolato]

Apr 28, 2015 11:21:42 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

OH I bought a Kiel Patrick James bracelet the other day and I feel sorta basic for doing it, but I like them.

Apr 28, 2015 11:22:11 GMT -5 shopgirl07 said:

Sometimes I think I love my dog more than my son. Granted, my son is grown and lives across the country and is quite independent, while my dog is like a needy toddler. Im quite sure my dog loves me more than my son does too. And our pets are with us for such a short time. Ugh, I get teary just thinking about it.

[Eagles]

Apr 28, 2015 15:27:26 GMT -5 pirate said:

We're being "encouraged" to attend a $35 team building canoe trip next month and I have got to find some excuse to skip it. I do not like my co-workers and paying to spend 4 hours trapped on the river with them sounds like some kind of torture.

Dentist appointment?  At my last job I used to schedule routine exams (MRI, u/s) for the day of the company Christmas party.  I hated that job.    

[pirate]

Apr 28, 2015 15:31:05 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Apr 28, 2015 15:27:26 GMT -5 pirate said:

We're being "encouraged" to attend a $35 team building canoe trip next month and I have got to find some excuse to skip it. I do not like my co-workers and paying to spend 4 hours trapped on the river with them sounds like some kind of torture.

Dentist appointment?  At my last job I used to schedule routine exams (MRI, u/s) for the day of the company Christmas party.  I hated that job.    

This is definitely an option. I would actually choose to go to the dentist for real rather than do this, so it's almost true

[Eagles]

Apr 28, 2015 15:34:12 GMT -5 pirate said:

Apr 28, 2015 15:31:05 GMT -5 Eagles said:

Dentist appointment?  At my last job I used to schedule routine exams (MRI, u/s) for the day of the company Christmas party.  I hated that job.    

This is definitely an option. I would actually choose to go to the dentist for real rather than do this, so it's almost true

I used to choose a transvaginal u/s over spending time with CWs, so I feel you.

[elleblue]

Apr 28, 2015 14:19:59 GMT -5 fangoriagurkel said:

TrickyBob (and others) Thanking by sex isn't a tit for tat thing. I could substitute making a meal or an equally nice gesture but I just bought new breasts a couple weeks ago so I am all about the sex right now.

Well now I'm convinced you're just messing with us. 

[pantsparty]

I'll never forget carrotsmakemefat spoiled a Walking Dead death in a randoms post like this.

I'M STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE, CARROTS!

[Jermys]

Apr 28, 2015 11:08:26 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Having only had dysfunctional relationships modeled to me growing up, and having only been in seriously dysfunctional relationships myself, I worry that I don't even know whats "normal" to think and feel in the context of a "normal relationship" now that I'm getting married.

I was raised in a shitshow, and I'm the most happily married person I know. Whatever your model was, do the opposite. That's worked for me for 11 years!

[pantsparty]

Can you really have sex after only a couple of weeks out of a boob job? I would assume you'd still be pretty sore.

[elleblue]

Apr 28, 2015 15:56:52 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Can you really have sex after only a couple of weeks out of a boob job? I would assume you'd still be pretty sore.

Isn't there a risk of jiggling something loose? Popping a stitch? 

[mrsjuleshs]

DD will have a MUCH nicer car than DH or myself. When she quit competitive cheer I told her I would put that money a month away towards a car for her. She turns 16 in a few months so we are buying her car early so she can get the hang of it before her driving test. I'm not looking forward to the car payment though it is cheaper than the money I am putting aside now and since she has a job making good money as a gymnastics coach she is 100% responsible for her own car insurance/gas/maintenance. She was in tears when I told her I put the deposit down today and we go get it Saturday. Both of our vehicles are WAY too large to pass down to her.

[Deleted]

I have never had thank you sex.

[Deleted]

[speckledfrog]

I know we've moved on, but I have a feeling Odonata's coworkers said she can't handle working with 2u2 because Odonata can't handle life in general. Maybe it's a sexist thing, but maybe it's more of a JFC, we can't handle your drama any more thing.

[Deleted]

I have also never had please sex or excuse me sex, lol.

[fangoriagurkel]

Apr 28, 2015 14:25:24 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Apr 28, 2015 14:19:59 GMT -5 fangoriagurkel said:

TrickyBob (and others) Thanking by sex isn't a tit for tat thing. I could substitute making a meal or an equally nice gesture but I just bought new breasts a couple weeks ago so I am all about the sex right now.

Wait, what?  You bought new breasts, but you can't afford gas?

I can afford gas but was cash poor for a couple days before payday. The $60 wasn't a make or break amount just running around money.

Though I'm sure it doesn't matter at this point as I'm assuming the spreadsheet has already been updated.

[fangoriagurkel]

Apr 28, 2015 14:43:30 GMT -5 05heel said:

Really though, I'd either be wondering where my other 40 bucks is, or feeling a little insulted by the extra 10.

Did he give you three twenties? That will tell me a lot.

Yes!

[suzyp]

If you don't know what happened on Grey's last week by now, you have not been on the internet or watched any tv all week. It was on Good Morning America the next freaking morning - and they had another story yesterday or today.

[firelight1210]

Apr 28, 2015 16:23:50 GMT -5 suzyp said:

If you don't know what happened on Grey's last week by now, you have not been on the internet or watched any tv all week. It was on Good Morning America the next freaking morning - and they had another story yesterday or today.

Or maybe she's really good about where she goes on the internet and doesn't watch GMA...

[fangoriagurkel]

Apr 28, 2015 15:51:48 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Apr 28, 2015 14:19:59 GMT -5 fangoriagurkel said:

TrickyBob (and others) Thanking by sex isn't a tit for tat thing. I could substitute making a meal or an equally nice gesture but I just bought new breasts a couple weeks ago so I am all about the sex right now.

Well now I'm convinced you're just messing with us. 

I'm not! I posted about my surgery here before.

[eb777888]

Apr 28, 2015 15:55:41 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Apr 28, 2015 11:08:26 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Having only had dysfunctional relationships modeled to me growing up, and having only been in seriously dysfunctional relationships myself, I worry that I don't even know whats "normal" to think and feel in the context of a "normal relationship" now that I'm getting married.

I was raised in a shitshow, and I'm the most happily married person I know. Whatever your model was, do the opposite. That's worked for me for 11 years!

Exactly! The only thing good about it was that once I was an adult I was all "yeah.... don't do that."

[elleblue]

Apr 28, 2015 16:16:34 GMT -5 @imback said:

I have also never had please sex or excuse me sex, lol.

What about "pardon me but you're standing on my foot" sex? I have it on good authority it's the best type of sex. 

[8675309]

I'm still pissed at TOTS (And will never forgive her) for spoiling the Survivor finale. I'm on the west coast so I thought it was OBVIOUS that east coasters knew to Shut the fuck up until it aired for the PST people. I got a lot of shit for being mad in that post. Yup, still pissed.

[TrickyBob]

I don't know, what IS running around money? If you are short on cash, do you not have savings?
I'm overly invested in this.

[elleblue]

Apr 28, 2015 16:46:03 GMT -5 8675309 said:

I'm still pissed at TOTS (And will never forgive her) for spoiling the Survivor finale. I'm on the west coast so I thought it was OBVIOUS that east coasters knew to Shut the fuck up until it aired for the PST people. I got a lot of shit for being mad in that post. Yup, still pissed.

I won't flame you for being mad about a spoiler, but I may flame you for watching survivor. 

[8675309]

Apr 28, 2015 16:48:46 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Apr 28, 2015 16:46:03 GMT -5 8675309 said:

I'm still pissed at TOTS (And will never forgive her) for spoiling the Survivor finale. I'm on the west coast so I thought it was OBVIOUS that east coasters knew to Shut the fuck up until it aired for the PST people. I got a lot of shit for being mad in that post. Yup, still pissed.

I won't flame you for being mad about a spoiler, but I may flame you for watching survivor. 

It's ok I still love you. But Greys? That's also at "PEOPLESTILLWATCHTHAT?" level. 

[elleblue]

Apr 28, 2015 16:50:21 GMT -5 8675309 said:

Apr 28, 2015 16:48:46 GMT -5 elleblue said:

I won't flame you for being mad about a spoiler, but I may flame you for watching survivor. 

It's ok I still love you. But Greys? That's also at "PEOPLESTILLWATCHTHAT?" level. 

For sure. 

[isabel]

Apr 28, 2015 14:08:16 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Apr 28, 2015 14:03:35 GMT -5 isabel said:

You guys are just the best. Thank you.

I went to my gym today and talked to one of my coaches. She really talked me down. She and I are pretty similar and she didn't love the baby stage either.

MIL just took the baby and dog for a walk and I'm going to go sleep. Hooray!

I just want to hug you, f'real. I can't promise you won't have wistful moments of spontaneous outings, but it gets so. much. better. You can do this! And sleep helps SO much.

::sniff sniff:: thanks, girl!

I just slept for 3 uninterrupted hours. Holy shit. I think I feel sort of human again.

[Deleted]

Apr 28, 2015 12:20:56 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Apr 28, 2015 11:58:08 GMT -5 cjoy said:

Bread? Good. Scalloped potatoes? Good.

I'd eat it.

It's a carb-lover's dream sandwich!

#diabeticsadness