NPCER - Shia LaBeouf is Not Attractive

[wawa]

He just isn't. I know he gets mentioned sometimes in the eyecandy posts. But you people are smoking the good shit.
For serious.



NO.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Cosigned.

[emmybean]

Why in the hell would you post something so horrific so early in the morning on the west coast? Some of us are eating!!!!

[pixy0stix]

Thirded.

[Deleted]

:Y: to the OP, not to MW. I am not a fan.

[Deleted]

SMUG MOUTH.

[bigt1]

I saw the headline and hoped MW would find it.

But dude looks like a little boy, not a man

[wawa]

Aug 14, 2012 9:35:16 GMT -5 bigt1 said:

I saw the headline and hoped MW would find it.

But dude looks like a little boy, not a man

'zactly. (and yeah, I couldn't remember who I was about to rile, but I knew it was somebody I liked. Which was the point.)

He's got little beady eyes, sad wimpy little sloping shoulders, girl hips (this might be the awful suit), no jawline, wet droopy lips, and with his hair like that I fully expect him to turn around and have a little slick ponytail at the base of his neck. One of those little tiny skinny ones with a little curl in it.

Also the scruffy totally unshaved beard mess is gross. And that suit jacket is awful. why is that button so high?

His shoes are fantastic though. I'll give you that mw.

[ringstrue]

wow he looks real bad there!!


he looks better here:

[wawa]

that is better rt. But he still looks like a 17 year old kid in prep school.

and also like a douche.

[rosiedozie]

Aug 14, 2012 9:54:18 GMT -5 ringstrue said:

wow he looks real bad there!!


he looks better here:

Yes! I generally think he's cute, but not in that first picture.

[pixy0stix]

Nope, still bad.

He has a case of the baby face.

[Nonny]

Sits down next to Wawa. He's gross. And he along with Michael Bay ruined RUINED my childhood memories of Transformers with those gawdawful movies.

[ringstrue]

He is a really small person in general. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a lot of broad-shouldered actors. Most have "delicate" features. And if they don't they are mainly cast in military crap.

In short, thank god for Channing Tatem.

[copzgirl1171]

I'd give him a go.

[wawa]

nope. no jaw. no shoulders. douchevibes. and his eyes are a very pretty green, but that last picture is the first one I've ever seen that he doesn't look squinty.

the one in the car is the closest I've seen to him looking really good, but I think it's because his girly parts are in shadow so the car gives the impression that he might actually be built like a dude. He looks like he needs a booster seat in there though. Can he even see over the dash?

[statlerwaldorf]

Aug 14, 2012 9:56:38 GMT -5 @majorwife said:

He looks good cropped too

He looks like a little kid.

[ringstrue]

Ew! This better be one good movie he is getting ready for. I'm annoyed that he is going all Joaquin Pheonix.

[mx27]

i think he looks good in the pictures major posted.

[copzgirl1171]

He is channeling his inner Joaquin in some of these

[ringstrue]

Wawa - how do you feel about Matthew McConaughey??


this is better with the shoulders:

[wawa]

Aug 14, 2012 9:57:57 GMT -5 ringstrue said:

He is a really small person in general. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a lot of broad-shouldered actors. Most have "delicate" features. And if they don't they are mainly cast in military crap.

In short, thank god for Channing Tatem.

I don't demand broad shoulders on all my dudes. Just not sloping lady shoulders. There's a difference.

My shoulders cannot be more square than the dude I am lusting after. And since I have kinda square shoulders I guess I set my bar high there, but so be it.

[gault]

I am laughing hysterically (haven't had morning caffeine yet). The photos to prove his hotness just get worse and worse!

[ringstrue]

that's fine MW and I will just be SL sister wives.

[wrathofkuus]

Aug 14, 2012 9:33:52 GMT -5 cville said:

SMUG MOUTH.

I think of this every time I see him, and I laugh like a maniac. I'm not seeing what's attractive about him, either.

[Daria Morgandorffer]

Oh goddamnit I just got caught looking at Shia ledouche on my work computer.

[lilmgirl]

Ironically H started to watch the beginning of Charlie's Angels last night on Netflix for some odd reason. He then told me Shia LaBeouf was in that movie, and then it dawned on me he was the kid. Yeah, he doesn't do it for me either.

[EloiseWeenie]

I just can't see his name without instantly thinking of Even Stevens

[twotrue]

When looking through sperm donor profiles there was a donor whom the nurses described as looking like Shia. I couldn't see any resemblance to my wife's side of the family so we passed. However, if you're ever looking for a Shia look-a-like sperm donor I think he was at some bank in the midwest ;-)

[blindyswife]

You all is crazy! More Shia for me. Nom nom nom.

(but yes, those pics of him with a grizzly beard and greasy hair do skeeve me out.)