I had a RAUNCHY dream about Cody from Bachelorette fame. I almost woke DH up for some action afterwards but then I remembered shifting positions in bed is a PITA so MOTN sex lost its appeal.
Wedding drama BIL now wants DH (a groomsman) to buy a grey suit. This thing will be a huge PITA that we actually have to spend a fair amount of $ on so I'm totally getting them a crappy gift.
I was legitimately sad/annoyed that my kid didn't cry when I left him with MIL today. Kid - you cried when I left you with my sister on Monday and you LOVE her and see her nearly daily. But you don't cry when I leave you with your grandma who I have shielded you from for months because she's an evil person? Get it together!
Wedding drama BIL now wants DH (a groomsman) to buy a grey suit. This thing will be a huge PITA that we actually have to spend a fair amount of $ on so I'm totally getting them a crappy gift.
From what you've written about them, I think you should just write back "the suit will cost $250 and we'd rather you guys have that money so DH will wear his black suit unless you want us to adjust your gift accordingly, thanks."
I had a RAUNCHY dream about Cody from Bachelorette fame. I almost woke DH up for some action afterwards but then I remembered shifting positions in bed is a PITA so MOTN sex lost its appeal.
I just spent the last 40 minutes reading the end of "Girl on the Train" instead of working. THIS is why I suck at my job, although DS waking up twice last night with a poopy diaper each time made me decide I'd be less than productive today from the start.
I accidentally booked a mother/daughter Memorial Day weekend trip with DD for next weekend. Oops. Moments of panic and multiple phone calls and the trip is now on for the correct weekend.
newnamesameperson, it's absolutely okay to decide to invest less, or nothing at all, in certain friendships. You don't even need a "good" reason. But on the perfect husband thing, what do you expect her to say? I think we all know we're not married to perfect people, but if a friend sat around pointing out DH's flaws to me, I'm not sure how I would react.
I'm SUPER addicted to this nasty ass IG account. Short few second videos of blackhead extractions. I love it. instagram.com/drpimplepopper/
Oh man. Good to see I'm not the only weirdo. Although my thing isn't pimple popping...I like watching vids of ingrown hair removals. So gross yet so satisfying.
I have spent a LOT of money on Lilly for Target resell. I do not live in the South. I have an obsession with matching my DD.
I got a little jealous over @starry's sex announcement. I sort of mostly want a second, but only if it's another girl. And that's not how these things work, haha, so OAD I will remain.
I think that P's diagnosis means we are done at two kids and I am really sad about that. Regardless of how severe his issues are, I don't think I could handle being pregnant again knowing that it could happen again and I wouldn't know.
Wedding drama BIL now wants DH (a groomsman) to buy a grey suit. This thing will be a huge PITA that we actually have to spend a fair amount of $ on so I'm totally getting them a crappy gift.
I hear you. I told H that BIL will not be getting a gift at all since he announced his wedding will be in motherfucking Hawaii.
I am really resentful to have our vacation dictated by someone else
I find myself being very judgey on here lately and wanting to type up a snarky response, but deciding saying nothing is best.
I'm sure I was the same way, but some posters I just want to go "you have a baby, this is normal!"
Now I want to hear the snark. And I still want some M & Ms. And I'm also sad to report that finishing the novel I mentioned above is still the most productive thing I've done today. Even my pumping session yielded a lot less than usual. I blame stress.
I sometimes show C music videos on YouTube because I can only watch "Let it Go" so many times (and she now asks for it and does a freaking arm motion. She says something like, "Lego!" and does her little dance move--means it's TOO MANY TIMES!), and last night I showed her the Sia "Chandelier" video which she has liked before. This time, she did not. Her little lip quivered and went down, and then she just cried and cried. Terrible mother. I frightened my daughter with an age inappropriate video!
She loves "Bad Blood" and "Drunk in Love" though, so we're still good.
Have you already tried the videos of "Let It Go" in different languages? Doing that at the height of DD's Frozen love last year took the edge off, ever so slightly, of listening to the same song over and over again.
@bunnybean, this was DD's favorite video when she was 4. She was equally frightened (in a good way) and thrilled by the fact that burglars come into this woman's house.
Mr.Kirkette thinks we're going to save money on kid's clothes, since Kirklette will be in uniform starting September. Sorry honey! Private school uniforms are the cutest! I was up late last night picking out all the specialty plaid jumpers, bows, headbands, and matching accessories (bobby socks, school cardigans, blouses with matching pipping) that I plan to get. The jumpers alone are about $50. LOL, savings, LOL
Ha! I am hoping it will save us $, but my mom and MIL buy a lot of clothes for my girls so it probably won't! (Unless I can trick them into buying the uniforms.)
I'm a little bummed because the uniforms at the two schools we have it narrowed down to are not that cute.