I had an absolutely massive blister after my race yesterday. I know you're not supposed to pierce them, but I did and it was so horribly satisfying. I was too afraid of it bursting by accident that I had to do something about it.
My son crashed both the first dance and the cake cutting at a wedding yesterday. Just walked his happy ass across the floor while I mom sweated it out. I don't think too many people noticed. I hope. He's short. There were lots of kids there. Someone else's baby screamed through the ceremony!! I'M NOT AT ALL DEFENSIVE ABOUT MY SHITTY PARENTING.
I confess that I threw back a couple extra cocktails to deal with the shame.
Post by lilafowler on May 25, 2015 21:14:59 GMT -5
The other day when my mom picked Ellie up before kevin arnold and I went to the Red Sox game this happened- Ellie: "MAKE SURE YOU ASK KEVIN IF SHE LIKES MY ROOM." Mary (my mom): "What is her real name again? You people keep confusing me!" Me: (I tell her Kevin's "real" name.) Ellie: (whispering) "But her name is really Kevin!" ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I'm taking a bath and my window is open. I can hear my downstairs neighbors on the back porch with their guests, right below my bathroom. I'm hoping they aren't judging my music. I'm also stifling a fart because everyone knows the unmistakable sounds of bathtub fart bubbles.
Time to roll over and stick your butt in thr air like a surfacing submarine.
Ellie also told her teacher that "Mommy's friend Kevin is sleeping in my room!"
Ha ha ha.
L asked her teacher how to spell wine. She was making me a special picture. Of a wine bottle and wine glass. She also combined a red and brown marker to make the liquid in the glass the appropriate shade of burgundy. She wanted to write "wine" on the label. They were laughing when they gave it to me.
I've never been and always wanted to! One day. I'm so lame, though. You guys will be disappointed that my version of "wild" is, like, staying up late and eating ice cream straight from the carton.
I've never been and always wanted to! One day. I'm so lame, though. You guys will be disappointed that my version of "wild" is, like, staying up late and eating ice cream straight from the carton.
Umm this is what we do except add in booze and trips (for me) outside for "fresh air".
I've never been and always wanted to! One day. I'm so lame, though. You guys will be disappointed that my version of "wild" is, like, staying up late and eating ice cream straight from the carton.
Umm this is what we do except add in booze and trips (for me) outside for "fresh air".
I've never been and always wanted to! One day. I'm so lame, though. You guys will be disappointed that my version of "wild" is, like, staying up late and eating ice cream straight from the carton.
If you add wine (which feels like a safe bet) I'm in. Sounds perfect.
Ellie also told her teacher that "Mommy's friend Kevin is sleeping in my room!"
Ha ha ha.
L asked her teacher how to spell wine. She was making me a special picture. Of a wine bottle and wine glass. She also combined a red and brown marker to make the liquid in the glass the appropriate shade of burgundy. She wanted to write "wine" on the label. They were laughing when they gave it to me.
David made the Dallas skyline at school. He added an enormous wine bottle as one of the buildings. Because "that's for my mom. That's the wine store."
Post by AHappierHour on May 25, 2015 22:06:58 GMT -5
My kids wouldn't stop fighting today. They are a sleep and I want to smoke and eat ice cream. I haven't smoke in 2ish years. I probably won't but I really want to.