Dear fly, Please stay still so I can swat and kill you. I feel like that little girl gif with the swatter, and have made no progress in getting you to fuck off. Please land so I can swat you as you are driving me insane. Sincerely, Crazy fly swatter lady
Dear new principal, When I first approached you about an interview, you said I needed a letter of hire. Well, I have that, so when I talked to you today, why are you saying you're "Letting HR handle it for now"? You have half the staff spots unfilled and I'm one of the few who wants to work at this school. Why are you not at least courteous when I try to talk to you? Signed, So tired of not having a FT job
Dear any other principal, I'm available! Hire me! Signed, Still tired of not having a FT job
Dear Flash Player, I have installed you multiple times in Chrome. Please to work so I don't have to use a different browser for FB and school. I feel you are becoming the Java of the Mac world, and I don't like it one bit. Signed, I have done it overandover please don't tell me again
Thanks for making take my driving test again (13 years after the first time) and for sufficiently freaking me out that if I failed said test they'd take my license away forever. The whole process was amazing for my stress levels, insomnia and general outlook on life. By the way, I passed. *flips off dr*