Can we do some confessions/flamefuls?

[linz]

Because short holiday weeks seem to drag!

[linz]

I went to a wedding Saturday night and wore a pair of hospital mesh panties (brand new) as underwear. They make great spanx  And H of course laughed at me.

[bowies]

Prayer was our birth control method of choice this past week.

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Backtory: I went to Happy Hour with coworkers 10 months ago and one of them thought I was flirting with another CW so she proceeded to FB message his wife and tell him this.  I didn't know about this until much later.  She later organized a Happy Hour and invited everyone else in the department except me and our former boss.  One of my CWs called her out on it and she said she didn't like me and didn't want me to come.  We literally have not spoken since and it is super awkward because our department is 8 people. 

Anyway she came to my baby shower and was chatting with me for the first time in 10 months.  So I thought maybe like her weird vendetta with me was over?  Nope.  THREE times today she has given me the evil stare when I ran into her in the hall.

I am not a Drama Llama and don't gossip at work ever but I am fed up.  I went to two CWs and was like "I know you guys are friendly with her but I just want you to know she's the fakest person I've ever met and I don't know why she would be nice to me in public and then give me the evil glare in private." Now they feel bad and akward about the whole situation and I know I shouldn't have involved them.

Weird followup though is that apparently SHE ORGANIZED MY BABY SHOWER.

And then told people she wasn't going to go but they "made" her come.

WTF?

[Brie]

I went to Target and there was a shitload of Lilly Pulitzer stuff left. I briefly considered buying it all and reselling it to MMMs but then felt lazy and walked on by.

Sorry, guys.

[mmmomof2]

I was THRILLED when I read on this weeks homework packet that it would be the last one for the year. We still have 3 more weeks of school so I wasn't expecting that.

DH and DD2 went to visit his parents. It's nice having one on one time with DD1, but dang do I miss her having a companion. She is constantly chatting and wanting to play with me. How do people have only children?

[specialk]

I sometimes wish DH didn't love his job so much so he could quit and work a normal job with normal hours, be around at nights on and on weekends, and could potentially make enough money that I could afford to work less hours and be with the baby more.

Flameful because he loves his job and is so happy being a police officer.

[mmmomof2]

May 27, 2015 14:27:44 GMT -5 @notquiteblushing said:

Backtory: I went to Happy Hour with coworkers 10 months ago and one of them thought I was flirting with another CW so she proceeded to FB message his wife and tell him this.  I didn't know about this until much later.  She later organized a Happy Hour and invited everyone else in the department except me and our former boss.  One of my CWs called her out on it and she said she didn't like me and didn't want me to come.  We literally have not spoken since and it is super awkward because our department is 8 people. 

Anyway she came to my baby shower and was chatting with me for the first time in 10 months.  So I thought maybe like her weird vendetta with me was over?  Nope.  THREE times today she has given me the evil stare when I ran into her in the hall.

I am not a Drama Llama and don't gossip at work ever but I am fed up.  I went to two CWs and was like "I know you guys are friendly with her but I just want you to know she's the fakest person I've ever met and I don't know why she would be nice to me in public and then give me the evil glare in private." Now they feel bad and akward about the whole situation and I know I shouldn't have involved them.

Weird followup though is that apparently SHE ORGANIZED MY BABY SHOWER.

And then told people she wasn't going to go but they "made" her come.

WTF?

This is before. I worked with crazies before and I think it's always best to just ignore. I can't believe she FBed the wife!

[D2M]

A Disney cruise sounds like (expensive) hell to me. (I shall be eating my words in 5 years time as I don Mickey ears to take a photo with Elsa, yes?)

[spk926]

Because of our Saturday morning ECFE class I haven't brought DD to the library lately. I was going to last weekend because it was a rainy Sunday afternoon. Then I remembered I have fines and I don't want to pay them. I mean I WILL pay them but I didn't feel like withdrawing $30 from the ATM for fines. I actually have no idea if the fine is $6 or $46 but in my head I'm making it seem super big. In the summers we attend weekly story time there and check out books afterwards so I need to pay the fines soon. I also want to get back into reading and the book thread made me remember I can't check books out from the library until I'm paid up.

Lame confession I know but that's all I've got for now.

[cece]

I totally played momtographer this weekend and took pics of DD in my wedding dress. She loved it, and I love the pictures I got.

Also, I love wedges. Even cork wedges. I have converse all-stars with little wedges on them, I have Pumas with little wedges on them.

[kaycee]

I hate feeding my kid. It is one of my least favorite parent duties. Now that my husband works a ton of nights I do dinner alone every night, which now means I make something for her and Oreos for me.

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May 27, 2015 14:38:25 GMT -5 @upnorth said:

I have one that might be an actual flameful/unpopular opinion-I don't understand giving a BJ to completion and not swallowing. I get not liking bjs so not really giving them, I get giving one and having the guy finish elsewhere, but if you get to the point of him finishing in your mouth why not swallow. I"m sure there is some reason that I just don't know so please feel free to inform me!

I have a friend who told me this made her vomit before and it was such a humiliating experience that she's never done it again, lol. If the guy doesn't care *shrug* To me it's just easier but I don't think I have a crazy strong gag reflex like some people.

[bearbaby]

I think I'm going to make up an excuse to not attend a baby shower for a friend in a couple weeks.

Factors: it's a 2 hour drive each way and it's a joint shower with some person I have no idea who she is. (Sidenote: that's kind of weird, right? Like - I have no idea the relationship of this person. It is NOT mom-to-be's sister, who I do know)

I feel like this friend would definitely make the effort to come to mine if the situation were reversed, but blagh to driving for hours and giving up a Saturday and watching a STRANGER open her baby gifts

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May 27, 2015 14:47:51 GMT -5 @upnorth said:

May 27, 2015 14:44:04 GMT -5 Jennyanydots said:

Because gross.

It's already in your mouth!  How is any grosser (more gross?) to swallow than spit it out?

On the one hand I sort of agree (I don't really think it's gross FWIW) but sometimes, ugh, it's SO much.  I just swallow because I don't have a receptacle handy.  Actually, that's not true, I just hardly ever finish.  

[glitzy07]

I find myself getting irrationally annoyed lately when H comes to bed at the same time as me, or before me. Dude. I just want to fall asleep without the tv on or without you snoring. Can't you just fall asleep on the couch like you usually do and come into bed at like 3am?

[londoncalling]

I think spitting just makes it hang out in your mouth longer. Swallowing is quick and then you're done with it.

[bearbaby]

May 27, 2015 14:52:05 GMT -5 londoncalling said:

I think spitting just makes it hang out in your mouth longer. Swallowing is quick and then you're done with it.

I bring a glass of water to bed with me when I plan ahead so I can wash it down quickly.  I 100% agree it lingers LESS when I do that vs. spit.

[linz]

I've never let H finish in my mouth. The thought of it makes me gag.

[ssmjlm]

Brie I may have just died inside a little.


I confess, my parents really watch E and I just pretend she's at a very expensive daycare.

#toosoon?

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I see BJs as a starting off point to sex, to get him lubed up and makes it easier to insert. I very, very rarely give him a BJ from start to finish.

[kdubs923]

I'm having ranch dressing right now (with carrot sticks) and you all are ruining my snack.

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Lol at BJs! Team never!

Okay, like 2xs a year as a prelude to sex.

Wait, didn't we have this thread last week?

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Here's my confession. I just spend 19.80 Euro on these Austrian ducks. I've named them Fritz and Freya.

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I just discovered, like five minutes ago, that I've worn out the cord on my bullet and I have to push it in to make it work.

This is a confession because I'm technically working right now (I work from home and took a break).

[chickens987]

There are like 4 sweatshirts in the bottom of my laundry hamper that I have left there for the last few months. I figure why wash them when I won't be wearing them in the near future?

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May 27, 2015 14:19:56 GMT -5 bowies said:

Prayer was our birth control method of choice this past week.

Congrats!!

(this is how we ended up with both kids. I do not suggest this as a frequent method of BC)

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May 27, 2015 15:09:20 GMT -5 @roseyposey said:

I just discovered, like five minutes ago, that I've worn out the cord on my bullet and I have to push it in to make it work.

This is a confession because I'm technically working right now (I work from home and took a break).

Annnnnnd my DH just got home. I'm glad he didn't get home earlier, to catch me in the middle of my own afternoon delight. 

AWkward. 

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May 27, 2015 14:38:25 GMT -5 @upnorth said:

I have one that might be an actual flameful/unpopular opinion-I don't understand giving a BJ to completion and not swallowing. I get not liking bjs so not really giving them, I get giving one and having the guy finish elsewhere, but if you get to the point of him finishing in your mouth why not swallow. I"m sure there is some reason that I just don't know so please feel free to inform me!

Related - I was at a work event and my coworkers were talking about eating something which was the consistency of caviar. I said, oh I don't eat caviar because it reminds me of... and then paused for a really long time while I thought of an answer that wasn't semen. 

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May 27, 2015 15:22:51 GMT -5 @vicmo said:

I don't get lack-of-condom issues because if we didn't have a condom, we just wouldn't have sex. Feel sorry for my husband? Lol.

There have not been any condoms in the Envino household since maybe 2010. And no I am not on hormonal BC. Hence why I now have 1.5 kids.