That's not how it works, Fucking Millennial!

[otowngirl]

[1confused1]

This guy is something else

[venice2007]

O
M
G

LOL!

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I want an intern. I have lots of things I don't want to do either.

Wasn't there an episode of Big Bang Theory kind of like this?

[trafficgirl]

FM needs his ass handed to him. Just WTF man.

[cville]

The only thing that makes me a wee bit sad about the refusal is that there's no chance FM will be saddled with his OWN FM and get a taste of his own medicine.

[ninjabridemom]

Jun 2, 2015 13:56:24 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

I want an intern. I have lots of things I don't want to do either.

I know, can an intern do my laundry??

[sequins]

[malibu]

I want to slap him.

[SKP82]

Have you answered the question that has been asked about 100 times? How does he still work there?

[joenali]

Ha! That's amazing@

[open24hours]

if only life was so simple

[itsme]

(heart) FM

[captainobvious]

Considering the most questioned part of our internship program is the following sentence:

While some filing, typing, data entry, and/or telemarketing may be necessary in a project, we ask that these should not total more than 20% of the project.

It's not just millennials.

[shostakovich]

All I can think of is Kramer getting an intern on Seinfeld, and having him sit in at the diner and take minutes when Kramer can't make it to lunch one day.

[Serenity9]

[trafficgirl]

Jun 2, 2015 14:10:19 GMT -5 pandora89 said:

Is he related to someone high up? Wtf? I dont understand how he is still employed.

This is what I keep thinking.

[pittsmcgee]

[Eagles]

I don't even have words for this asshole.

[Champagne Supernova]

I wanna pat him in the head and go "Awww, you have lots of learning to do." and then sucker punch him in the face.

[pumpkin]

Oh....seriously how is he still employed there?

[tictac]

Jun 2, 2015 14:10:19 GMT -5 pandora89 said:

Is he related to someone high up? Wtf? I dont understand how he is still employed.

Every time we get a FM story, I find myself asking "exactly who is this jackwagon's daddy again?"

[ginap]

Jun 2, 2015 14:17:39 GMT -5 Eagles said:

I don't even have words for this asshole.

I do.

[MixedBerryJam]

Jun 2, 2015 14:09:50 GMT -5 shostakovich said:

All I can think of is Kramer getting an intern on Seinfeld, and having him sit in at the diner and take minutes when Kramer can't make it to lunch one day.

OMG Yes. LOLing so, so hard at getting an intern to unwrap candles. I mean, he can't even request an intern to do some fucking spreadsheet analysis or something. Un. Wrap. Candles. OMG. I weep. Tears of joy, since I know this won't be the last we hear of FM, but I weep nonetheless. He's not Haitis, by any chance, is he? 

[Saint Monica]