Didja ever notice

[blackkitty]

Oh poor Doris, she just wants a good man to touch her on the clitoris

Mint is a girl with blonde hair, I don't know why she has to live so far away up there
(in New Jersey)

Bully has a secret, just don't ask... and her ex-boyfriend steals weird stuff like patio furniture cushions

Lookingup likes to smile, she maybe met a man she wants to keep around a while

Liubot's gone crazy more than once, but she suprised us all this week by not doing it again

Missbetty lost her shit, I knew it was coming. She likes to scream a her man when he can't cum.

Blackkitty is funny but sucky at rhymes... good thing she has a day job

[doriswe]

My love for you girls has grown by leaps and bounds, just from this post!!

[gozf]

Where is MY poem, motherfuckers???

[blackkitty]

Gozf is not as mean as she sometimes seems
Give her a chance and you might think she's cool

[heavenly]

Aug 17, 2012 9:36:49 GMT -5 doriswe said:

Aug 17, 2012 9:33:27 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

This is great! You should share more and never be afraid to offend people!

QFT!!

Haha! I feel the same way as Marigold except when the little I do post, it seems to offend others.

[gozf]

Haha!! Awesome!

[naeljun]

I seriously can't keep up with you all. I wish I had the time to stay on here all day and play.

[marigoldgirl]

GOZ is an old soul, I think it's true
She says she is 34 but acts like 22

I love that one day JM is okay
but the next he is out to be flayed

Goz loves her tattoos and is open minded
she sees straight through you because she will not be blindsided.

[bullygirl979]

Aug 17, 2012 9:49:14 GMT -5 gozf said:

Bully is a really awesome girl
Whose breakup shook her world.
She's got a great job, which should be a perk,
Except she shares office space with her ex, the jerk.
But she will bounce back, please have no fear.
Don't make her mad, or she'll rip off your side-view mirror.

Oh.my.fucking.god. This is hilarious. GOZF, I :heart: you. You should quit your job and do this for real.

[marigoldgirl]

Scooby is a hip chick with very long hair
she loves her sports car and tries to be fair

she has an older man she loves with passion
she shops at Express and wear clothes that are in fashion

she has talents that lay in the kitchen with baking
and is not into orgasm faking

her lingerie list is really quite long
and under her coats is wear nothing belongs.

[udscoobychick]

Aug 17, 2012 10:22:13 GMT -5 marigoldgirl said:

Scooby is a hip chick with very long hair
she loves her sports car and tries to be fair

she has an older man she loves with passion
she shops at Express and wear clothes that are in fashion

she has talents that lay in the kitchen with baking
and is not into orgasm faking

her lingerie list is really quite long
and under her coats is wear nothing belongs.

Haha! That's great! I feel so loved!

[udscoobychick]

Heavenly has a certain type of man in mind
He needs to know how to sign!
She likes to have fun
And very much loves her son.

[heavenly]

Aug 17, 2012 10:36:55 GMT -5 udscoobychick said:

Heavenly has a certain type of man in mind
He needs to know how to sign!
She likes to have fun
And very much loves her son.

Aww!!! So sweet and so true!

I am still trying to come up with a poem.. something I am not good with... but will try...

[roselis]

Gozf is one interesting lady
Her advice comes from the heart

MCC lover her country
Her dating stories are fun to read about

Bully's dog are cute in that picture
She is strong, and will get up and move on

Blackkitty has had some crazy ones in the past
But with this current guy, she seems to have fun

[starburst604]

People probably don't know much about me but here's my contribution:

GOZF fucking hates country music
when we talk about it, she starts to lose it
Red Velvet's wicked awesome and pretty
but homegirl just lives in a lame goddamn city
JM is the token board guy who used to wear pleated slacks
until the girls of this board gave him all sorts of crap
MCC had a hubby that didn't want her to poop
So that fun lovin' lawyer flew the damn coop
BlackKitty right now is trying not to eat her salad
And her man finally wrote her a "fuck" free ballad
DDD and Starry love them some Crossfit box
And Riverpestie is a trialtholoning magazine model fox
And as for me I'm just a chick from Boston, "starting over" for years
Who likes reading all your stories, which make me laugh to tears.

[roselis]

Oh and one more:

Achase is a country girl
Whose XH is going in a downward spiral
But she has the cutest little boy
Who brings her plenty of joy

[jm5855]

Aug 16, 2012 16:06:45 GMT -5 gozf said:

Like this:

JM, you are exactly how I picture used car salesmen, pleated pants cradling micropeen. Do me raw.

I appreciate it GOZ, but you are giving me way too much credit. I WISH I had a micropeen. Unfortunately I suffer from micropenis maximus. My dick (if you can call it that) makes a normal micropeen look like horsecock. Poor lil guy looks like a tic tac.

GOD, WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME??!!

[blackkitty]

Aug 17, 2012 11:01:28 GMT -5 starburst604 said:

People probably don't know much about me but here's my contribution:

GOZF fucking hates country music
when we talk about it, she starts to lose it
Red Velvet's wicked awesome and pretty
but homegirl just lives in a lame goddamn city
JM is the token board guy who used to wear pleated slacks
until the girls of this board gave him all sorts of crap
MCC had a hubby that didn't want her to poop
So that fun lovin' lawyer flew the damn coop
BlackKitty right now is trying not to eat her salad
And her man finally wrote her a "fuck" free ballad
DDD and Starry love them some Crossfit box
And Riverpestie is a trialtholoning magazine model fox
And as for me I'm just a chick from Boston, "starting over" for years
Who likes reading all your stories, which make me laugh to tears.

:Y: :Y: :Y:
Love it!!

[liubotflittyfud]

I want one!

[jade28]

This is awesome you guys. We have talented writers in here.