Lions have sex every 25 minutes

[thedahliharpa]

The females must either have a lot of natural lubricant or be very chafed. Unless the males have small dicks.

[honeybee503]

That's like, 7 Can You Feel The Love Tonights!

[TrudyCampbell]

Rawr.

[laurack]

I'd be cool with this

If the mating period was 50 minutes long and occurred once per year

[thedahliharpa]

Nala had no idea what she was getting herself into.

[dbe100408]

Yikes!

[ivegotthemunchkins]

That sounds terrible. Poor female lion.

[unclejesse]

I prefer the praying mantis mating ritual.

[thedahliharpa]

Jun 29, 2015 21:23:01 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Then they have to nurse like 6 babies all at one time. I mean, they have six nipples but still. Talk about touched out!

Hakuna my tatas!!

[TrudyCampbell]

Jun 29, 2015 21:26:22 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Jun 29, 2015 21:23:01 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Then they have to nurse like 6 babies all at one time. I mean, they have six nipples but still. Talk about touched out!

Hakuna my tatas!!

That response was legen-

-wait for it-

-dary.

[laurack]

I was about to mention this interesting fact to my h then worried it might somehow turn into him trying to have sex with me so I didn't bother

[carawestt]

125 times in 3 days?!?

[carawestt]

I just told my H and he said, "wanna try it?" Nope.

[laurack]

Jun 29, 2015 21:23:01 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Then they have to nurse like 6 babies all at one time. I mean, they have six nipples but still. Talk about touched out!

I'd be desperately trying to get my paws on some RAWRmula if I were her

[Deleted]

Nope.

[AndyCohen]

Jun 29, 2015 21:21:14 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Yeah, I kept saying HOW? HOW CAN SHE STAND IT??

Is this female lions? I would assume its the males since there is one male for many females, no?

[thedahliharpa]

Jun 29, 2015 21:30:58 GMT -5 carawestt said:

125 times in 3 days?!?

It could leave a Scar.

[thedahliharpa]

Is anyone else laughing like a hyena?

(I can't make it stop).

[creamsiclechica]

I'd be lion if I said anything about this made me want to play King of the jungle. Good god, I'd rather be a red assed monkey.

[carawestt]

Jun 29, 2015 21:56:29 GMT -5 thedahliharpa said:

Jun 29, 2015 21:30:58 GMT -5 carawestt said:

125 times in 3 days?!?

It could leave a Scar.

LOL!

[thedahliharpa]

CH!

[honeybee503]

I bet she's singing, I Just Can't Wait To Be Done.

[creamsiclechica]

That lion is hitting the circle of life hard.

[lolaburns]

Please do not let me be a lion in my next life. Please.

[thedahliharpa]

The males probably take a lot of pride in their stamina.

[dojo]

Jun 29, 2015 21:23:01 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Then they have to nurse like 6 babies all at one time. I mean, they have six nipples but still. Talk about touched out!

But it's easy - lie on your side and purr, let Cubs figure out the rest, not like these lazy human babies who expect you to do everything for them!

[jnoellee]

That must be why they're so mean to their young. That's what I've heard anyway, that they can't eat till everyone else has and only the strongest survive, which is why they're the "kind of the jungle" or something like that.