He is so likable on television that it’s hard to imagine this guy is such a sh*tty, drunk, cheating jerk in real life.
You have probably heard about his recent bar adventures. But what you may not know is how often these bar adventures occur: Every. Night.
We’re talking about a fortyish married guy with a young baby, going out every night after work, getting drunk off his ass until two or three in the morning, picking up girls who are half his age, and then spending the night with them at their place or a hotel!
And here’s the really funny part: The next day he goes back to work and gushes about how much he loves his wife and baby, and prompting the audience to marvel over what a great husband and father he is! If they only knew what he had really been doing last night, they might not think he is such a great guy tonight.
If this is true, then very sad indeed.
But, of course, it is the Internet, so who knows what is actually true?
Outside of family life, he has a very good reputation (aside from the apparent alleged coke habit, LOL).
I just feel like if he was being this crazy EVERY NIGHT, there would be a lot more stories about it. Surely one or two of these girls would sell their story to US Weekly, etc. and a ton of people would see him all messed up all the time. He's never in the tabloids though. I dunno. Jimmy defender for lyfe lol
Post by shoeaholic on Jun 30, 2015 13:09:30 GMT -5
I had to look but WOW! Did not expect that. My sister had her finger bitten by a dog and it was partially severed. She took picture of that plus the dr stitching it back on. She said pain meds helped her through it! It was equally gross.
Omg, I for real thought I quoted wrong for a second.
completely unrelated, but I just noticed your sig. My golden looks just like that dog and she is terrified of paper! Like wave a paper in her face and she would go running away. She would have flipped out if that happened to her!!!
Post by kellykapowski on Jun 30, 2015 13:22:41 GMT -5
I looked. Oh man. Barf!
For the record, blind gossip lost credibility with me after the Jonas baby fiasco. The kid was born, looked like Jonas/whatever the mom's name is, and all of a sudden all the blinds about them were deleted. Shady!
I won't believe it until something more reputable (lol!!) reports it.
has no one read Gerald's Game by Steven King? a husband handcuffs his wife to the bed for a little kink but then has a heart attack and dies and she has to deglove her hand to escape after 3 days?
i read that shit way too early in life and refuse to use handcuffs for anything now.
OMG, you have cleared up one of my major life mysteries. I know that story and have thought about it many times and didn't remember how I came to know it. As an aside, all I could think about after watching the toy room scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey is like, what happens if you are tied up to a ceiling chain deal and Christian has a fucking brain aneurism and now you are chained up in a locked and soundproofed room. What do you do then Anastasia? No amount of "sexy" lip biting is going to get you out of that predicament.
The outsides of my knees feel like jello. I will regret clicking until the day I die.
The scene:
BaliHai, after a happy and full life, lays on her bed, surrounded by family. She is about to pass. She has been sleeping for hours while her family waits.
At last, her eyes flicker open. She sees her family, the love on their faces. Her daughter reaches for her hand. "I love you so much, Mom."
BaliHai opens her mouth. Barely a whisper comes out. Her family leans closer, barely breathing, waiting to hear the final words from this great woman.
"I wish...I had not...clicked...on that link...on ML."
And with that, BaliHai closes her eyes to the world for the final time, leaving a legacy of love and a mystery her family will never quite solve.
Wow. Ortho docs call that a deglove injury... which sounds just as disgusting as it looks. That's why certain folks should never wear rings at work. Shudders.
And for the love of all that is holy, do not google "deglove". :/
BaliHai, after a happy and full life, lays on her bed, surrounded by family. She is about to pass. She has been sleeping for hours while her family waits.
At last, her eyes flicker open. She sees her family, the love on their faces. Her daughter reaches for her hand. "I love you so much, Mom."
BaliHai opens her mouth. Barely a whisper comes out. Her family leans closer, barely breathing, waiting to hear the final words from this great woman.
"I wish...I had not...clicked...on that link...on ML."
And with that, BaliHai closes her eyes to the world for the final time, leaving a legacy of love and a mystery her family will never quite solve.