I dreamt that I was very, very pregnant and now I am really sad that I'm not. It's funny how dreams can fuck with your waking moods. Logically, I know pregnancy is nooottttt in the cards right now. But damn, I'm sad.
DS is 12 weeks today and has turned into the most delightful child. It's a good thing I went back to work a few weeks ago because I'm not sure I would be able to make myself do it now.
I'm so excited for this week to be over. It's going to be a great weekend!
He comes to ask me a simple question that I know someone else can easily answer, I know nothing about it. I try to send him away to them. He proceeds to tell me why he needs to make changes to ABC and XYZ is wrong for blah blah menial reason. FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES. And this is after I turned by back and started typing.
His breath is awful, he's constantly sucking in his snot, and his fingernails have this weird fungus on them.
I try to like everyone, but he is seriously the most annoying/gross individual I have ever met.
I've been on the road since 2:30am and we have another 3 hours to go. We are coming home from vacation. There are Adult Superstore and exotic dancing signs every couple miles. I can't get R to pull over to check them out. I'm hella interested to see what one would be like. Being away from my DS for 6 days has been WAY to long.
I'm a bit annoyed with Sephora. I went in last night to look for Stila Beauty Balm and couldn't find it. I was only greeted when I walked in and I must have circled the store 4 times looking for this damn product and still no one came to ask if I needed assistance. It was not even busy either. HELLO?!
I finally had to ask. I guess they aren't carrying the Stila line in the stores anymore. boo. Instead they suggested this Caudalie tinted moisturizer. I'm thankful they gave me a sample. I still want my beauty balm...luckily it's on their website. grr.
I'm pretty sure I look like a watermelon today. I picked green pants, then thought a pink top would look cute with them. Now I'm at work and thinking not really.
I made the horrible mistake of trying to take care of an ingrown toenail myself this morning, and now I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to go to the foot doctor.
I was also almost 15 minutes late to work, because I thought I was working 10:30-7 today instead of 10-6:30. Oops.
Post by ElizabethBennet on Jul 1, 2015 9:53:32 GMT -5
I was shopping with the girls at the mall yesterday and in Macy's they were reorganizing the purse section so there were purses all over the place. D was really upset that the clerk was putting purses on the floor so she loudly says "mommy, why is that troll doing that?!"
Post by birdistheword on Jul 1, 2015 9:57:48 GMT -5
We are pulling our house off the market today. It has been on for four months with only one really low offer. I can't figure out what the problem is - it is priced well within comps, our house is freaking cute, and it's in a great location! Lol. All the feedback we get says people love the house, but then they go with something else. I'm ready to be done with it.
I made the horrible mistake of trying to take care of an ingrown toenail myself this morning, and now I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to go to the foot doctor.
Yikes! Ingrowns can be SO painful.
My brother's wedding is this weekend on the Fourth and I need to find something to wear. My sister is wearing a black dress and is worried the bride will be offended. I also have a black dress that would work, but it's not maternity. I'm not really showing much at all, but do have a maternity dress that is not dressy enough, but it does match the colors.
I really just want to wear one of those Old Navy Fourth of July t-shirts sans sleeves and some flag shorts because I do not GAF about the wedding. Blarg.
After all this time, Frozen still makes my kids drop everything they're doing/screaming/fighting about. Right now they are sitting on the couch not making a peep.
My brother's wedding is this weekend on the Fourth and I need to find something to wear. My sister is wearing a black dress and is worried the bride will be offended. I also have a black dress that would work, but it's not maternity. I'm not really showing much at all, but do have a maternity dress that is not dressy enough, but it does match the colors.
I really just want to wear one of those Old Navy Fourth of July t-shirts sans sleeves and some flag shorts because I do not GAF about the wedding. Blarg.
I'm still surprised you're even attending!
I'm grilling burgers in our backyard if you need an actual excuse not to attend. Lol
I know. We have to be there for pictures at two. Then hang until five for the wedding. The dinner and the reception. My goal is to be back at the hotel by nine.
My sister went up this last weekend for her "practice" run with watching our niece. She said Brother was neurotic about things and kept texting her instructions about how to put her down for bed and what happens if XYZ, etc. She said she finally started texting back that they were playing with steak knives and were running to get tattoos later.
I told her she can take the lead on wedding day because she has so much experience. Good luck with that until three am!
I'm pretty sure I look like a watermelon today. I picked green pants, then thought a pink top would look cute with them. Now I'm at work and thinking not really.
You are preppy. Not a watermelon. Very 1980s. So awesome!
I am done with all work until either I find a new job or (more likely) September. And it's freaking HOT in London (as in 33C or 92F). My body isn't used to this, we don't have air-conditioning and I had to go and move stuff from our loft (attic) downstairs - so even hotter. Argh. I'm a sweaty mess!
I'm pretty sure I look like a watermelon today. I picked green pants, then thought a pink top would look cute with them. Now I'm at work and thinking not really.
Unless your shirt has black dots on it, then there's no way you could resemble a watermelon. LOL.
Just got notice that I'm getting a 2.852% raise this month in accordance with some merit pay thing the Governor started a couple years ago! I forgot that this year's round of raises was coming up so that was a pleasant surprise to see today! It's not a crap ton of money per month, but better than the 0% raises we got the first 5 years of my employment here.
And my supervisor is buying me lunch today!
And after my confession yesterday, I decided I was tired of not getting paid appropriately for what I do so I am updating my job description and am going to send it to HR to request a job classification review. It will probably take a billion years to get done, but at least I am taking steps to doing it instead of just stewing about it.