Will Smith is a vampire. He doesn't age. And he is crazy hot.
Jeff Goldblum? Really? He has always given me creepy vibes like "red alert red alert child molester get away!!!!"
ETA: I couldn't "like" the Steve Martin one because he also has always given me rapey/molester vibes. But yes to Bruce. Oh my gosh yes to Bruce. He is probably killer in the sack too, or one would think based on his stamina and agility he still has in concert. Oh yes Mr. Springsteen. Take me down to The River.
You all know what the rest of his body looks like. Drops mic
Aaand this topic has been officially shut down because I don't know how you top this. And YEEEESSSSSSS all damn day to Idris Elba. Yes, yes, YESSSSSSS!
JGL is my age, so when he was on 3rd Rock we were both teenagers. I did not find him remotely attractive, which is why I've decided he belongs here like, a lot, now. lol.
George Clooney was on an episode of Murder She Wrote that I watched last night. That show is a treasure trove of "before they were famous" stars. He isn't high on my list but he definitely looks better now!
Jeff Goldblum? Really? He has always given me creepy vibes like "red alert red alert child molester get away!!!!"
Someone gon' die today!
He's older than my dad:
Haters gonna hate.
He has what I call "residual hotness". Someone who was so unspeakably hot in the past that no matter what he looks like - no matter what - he will always be hot. The granddaddy of residual hotness:
He could literally turn into Jabba the Hut and still be doable.