DH has had a busy day. He put a ceiling fan to replace the chandelier sold. He also put up a light in the kitchen to replace the pendant light over the table that sold.
It makes up for him teasing me mercilessly about my drunken exploits last night.
"Not gonna lie; I kind of keep expecting you to post one day that you threw down on someone who clearly had no idea that today was NOT THEIR DAY." ~dontcallmeshirley
DH is arguing with me that the "personal massager" he found in the house (actually found a couple) was ever used for sexual stimulation. He thinks they were used for massages.
Shout out to ESF for the excellent Hogs Apothecary recommendation!
I'm so glad you liked it!! It was on my short list of places to take my friend this weekend but we didn't make it there. Just stuffed our faces at Mission Street Chinese, followed by Bi-rite for dessert before sending her off on her red eye back home.
I cannot believe how much we ate and drank this weekend. It was glorious, but I feel like I'm in need of a month of salad.
DH is arguing with me that the "personal massager" he found in the house (actually found a couple) was ever used for sexual stimulation. He thinks they were used for massages.
Ok, dh. Ok.
Lololololololol
My husband once received one of these as a gift when he hurt his back. The person who gave it to him also thought it was a massager. Come on people! Just look at it!
DH is arguing with me that the "personal massager" he found in the house (actually found a couple) was ever used for sexual stimulation. He thinks they were used for massages.
DH is arguing with me that the "personal massager" he found in the house (actually found a couple) was ever used for sexual stimulation. He thinks they were used for massages.
Ok, dh. Ok.
Lololololololol
My husband once received one of these as a gift when he hurt his back. The person who gave it to him also thought it was a massager. Come on people! Just look at it!
I had one that specifically came with a recommendation not to use on acute calf pain - I guess because of the risk of dislodging a clot? Cracked me up though because it was CLEARLY CLEARLY meant to be a vibe.
I like the ones that are advertised in the old lady catalogs I used to get in my mail for the previous owner of my house. It's all puffy paint cat sweatshirts and worlds best grandma visors and then BAM! "personal massager". Specially shaped and all.
Hey look...I took a picture of that catalog page actually...
We moved in to a place where an elderly couple used to live. We got this catalog, one that featured only WAY-post-menopausal elastic waist pants, and one that contained nothing but "lifelike" ceramic babies and ceramic baby monkeys.