Buzzfeed: Can You Survive a Day as President?

[Deleted]

Lol, silly and fun, and perfect for CEP. I can totally visualize certain posters saying some of the lines.

www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouchard/can-you-survive-a-day-as-president?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#.fy5GEpabE

[bugandbibs]

Some of those choices are really funny.

[josieposy]

I was impeached.

[lilibet]

Um, I think I just had us invade New Zealand. My bad.


That was funny.

[pixy0stix]

Jul 4, 2015 8:52:17 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I was impeached.

I got it on with the Chief of Staff.

[origami]

I am the greatest president who ever lived. Peace and happiness have spread like wildfire across the USA. All because I chose to build a wall around the whole country, except Maine, instead of invading New Zealand. Lol.

[nsl]

Another New Zealand invader here.

[aurora]

I don't believe Congress gave me unanimous support to build that wall around the entire country except Maine (but presumably including Alaska and Hawaii, or it wouldn't be the entire country). Since I am a female President I have a faction of Congressmen who oppose me on principle to protect my lady brain.

[arterr0]

Jul 4, 2015 8:59:40 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 4, 2015 8:52:17 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I was impeached.

I got it on with the Chief of Staff.

I punched my Chief of Staff in the face. Oopsies.

[starlily]

Jul 4, 2015 9:00:58 GMT -5 origami said:

I am the greatest president who ever lived. Peace and happiness have spread like wildfire across the USA. All because I chose to build a wall around the whole country, except Maine, instead of invading New Zealand. Lol.

I did the same, after nearly brawling with my Chief of Staff.

Sorry Maine!

[Deleted]

I shared this out today because WW is perfect for all things, and I love me some Sam Seaborn teaching the minds in the room what's what.

[gpw]

I can't get out of this thing without violence. Something is clearly wrong with me.

[nsl]

I did it again and jumped off the roof of the White House because I thought I could fly.

[MrsAxilla]

I blew up the world before I even got out of bed. Sounds about right.

[RandZB]

Woohoo, I won! My castle wall around all of the U.S. (except Maine) was unanimously supported. We are all safe and happy once again. Except Maine. You're welcome, America.

[litebright]

Jul 4, 2015 8:59:40 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 4, 2015 8:52:17 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I was impeached.

I got it on with the Chief of Staff.

I blame it on the birthday goose. I was just trying to be thoughtful! 

[jln]

You are the greatest president that has ever lived and will ever live. God bless you.

Mmmhmmm

[mouse]

Jul 4, 2015 11:46:53 GMT -5 litebright said:

Jul 4, 2015 8:59:40 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

I got it on with the Chief of Staff.

I blame it on the birthday goose. I was just trying to be thoughtful! 

I first I thought they meant a real goose.

You know, it wouldn't be the weirdest tradition in America...

[FloFTW]

I was sued by Chief of Staff for harassment. Whoops.

[winecat]

Jul 4, 2015 8:59:40 GMT -5 pixy0stix said:

Jul 4, 2015 8:52:17 GMT -5 josieposy said:

I was impeached.

I got it on with the Chief of Staff.

Me too! 

[emilyj]

I am also a New Zealand invader.

Did I win??

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2015 15:14:28 GMT -5 @246baje said:

Jul 4, 2015 12:29:54 GMT -5 mouse said:

I first I thought they meant a real goose.

You know, it wouldn't be the weirdest tradition in America...

What does goose mean other than a bird?

If you goose someone, you pinch their ass. Though I haven't heard that term used for a loooooong time.

[sushi]

Jul 4, 2015 10:01:06 GMT -5 nsl said:

I did it again and jumped off the roof of the White House because I thought I could fly.

That was me. Sounds about right

[cville]

I built a wall around the U.S. You're welcome.

[iammalcolmx]

I put up the wall as well. I am sure I created plenty of jobs while saving everything.

[josieposy]

You wall builders are gonna vote for Trump aren't you?