OMG FB boner

[wambam]

A really weird dude I know just posted a picture of himself on FB wearing Tiny American flag shorts and tagged it #chubbies and he clearly has a side tucked boner.

WHAT IS THIS!!?

[thinkofthesoldiers]

PIP or it didn't happen

[cuddlyevil]

A really weird dude.

[ginger]

OH MY HELL!

[wambam]

Jul 5, 2015 17:42:41 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

PIP or it didn't happen

This IS a penis right? My H says yes.

[nsl]

Definitely a penis

[thinkofthesoldiers]

I thought this would be more scandalous. #disappointed

[bohemianmango]

Jul 5, 2015 17:46:19 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

I thought this would be more scandalous. #disappointed

Expected more from the full-staff flag?

[tacokick]

www.chubbiesshorts.com

[shopgirl07]

I wouldn't really call those tiny shorts.

[elleblue]

Jul 5, 2015 17:53:27 GMT -5 Stan said:

I'm pretty sure chubbies are a brand of shorts the 18-25 year old male set is wearing if that makes you feel better.

Yes. And I'm dying over wambam thinking a friend on fb was showing off his half boner. Thankgawd it was all just a misunderstanding. 

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Aren't you the one who runs around here posting pictures of a knitted penis your husband plays with? Judge not...

[poopedydoop]

lol.

[TrickyBob]

I am still shocked how many adult women are shocked by seeing a man's penis in their / through their pants. It sometimes just happens.

Also, lolol at thinking he was showing it off. I also don't think the shorts are that small.

[Deleted]

Hey there...

[Deleted]

He has nice legs.

[Deleted]

And other stuff.

[wambam]

Jul 5, 2015 17:51:42 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

Is this someone you know?

And it does look like a penis, but not necessarily an erect one.

Yes.

This is probably a BEC situation. I don't really like this guy

[iamgrace]

If those are tiny shorts, then some of the shorts I wear are basically non-existent.

[FastHands]

Jul 5, 2015 18:14:03 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Jul 5, 2015 17:42:41 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

PIP or it didn't happen

It would seem the PIP in this case shows that it actually didn't happen.

Lol, I was just going to say, turns out PIP *and* it didn't happen.

[lilafowler]

I'm sorry if you think that's a boner.

[lilafowler]

I mean, he's got something in there-it's just not much to talk about.

[darthnbjenni]

My students wear these all the time - sky's out, thighs out. I'm also kind of glad shorter shorts are back in, since my almost 4 year old still wears 18m & 24m shorts now that he's out of pull ups and nothing stays on his skinny butt.

[cabbagecabbage]

It's not a dick pick but it's plenty of evidence that the guy is a total tool.

[UMaineTeach]

Jul 5, 2015 17:58:17 GMT -5 shopgirl07 said:

I wouldn't really call those tiny shorts.

as someone who looks for 6" inseam men's shorts for her H so he has a shot of looking like he's wearing shorts and not man capris (28-29" inseam for pants) and has a difficult time coming up with any, I think that a 5.5" inseam is short compared to what has been available in the past several years.

For my H's sake, hopefully we are are in a fashion transition period of shorter men's shorts. Fingers crossed we don't go all the way back to the '70 length, though.

[blabbermouth]

I've noticed this length of shorts on men. It makes me feel uncomfortable seeing that part of their thigh

[LeggsBenedict]

this is depressing.

[cville]

This is what happens when you fraternize with CrossFitters.

[elleblue]

Jul 5, 2015 17:44:10 GMT -5 wambam said:

Jul 5, 2015 17:42:41 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

PIP or it didn't happen

This IS a penis right? My H says yes.

I keep coming back to this and laughing. Yes, I'm fairly certain there's a penis in there somewhere. 

[lexxasaurus]

I pictured Daisy Duke style man-shorts. I'm a bit saddened that wasn't the case.