There is this cafe around the corner from my house that does a fried mozzarella BLT on homemade foccacia. Black pepper bacon, some sort of black pepper mayo, crispy fried cheese. It's pretty much all I want to eat for lunch, every day. I'd even risk a delivery for it.
Confession: I didn't know what a BLT was until I started working at my current job. A lady in my office used to order it from the little dive down the street and they'd always forget the lettuce and tomatoes. The lady was always pissed and would always scream how hard was it to make a blt. It's bacon, lettuce and tomato for crying out loud. Ha. And now I've been eating them ever since. i can't beleive I never ate them before. But my mom thought bacon was junk food or contributed to my acne. So no bacon for me.
I would just like to clarify again, because apparently some people were jumping to all sorts of damn conclusions, that I called H "Noodle" because it was a childhood nickname his parents gave him, because he was an extremely hyper child and was "wigglier than a wet noodle".
Not because of his junk.
Thank you for your time in clearing up this confusion.
FWIW, it never occurred to me to think that you were referring to his junk.
Confession: I didn't know what a BLT was until I started working at my current job. A lady in my office used to order it from the little dive down the street and they'd always forget the lettuce and tomatoes. The lady was always pissed and would always scream how hard was it to make a blt. It's bacon, lettuce and tomato for crying out loud. Ha. And now I've been eating them ever since. i can't beleive I never ate them before. But my mom thought bacon was junk food or contributed to my acne. So no bacon for me.
This is child abuse.
I am so sorry you had no mandatory reporter to save you a childhood of anguish and neglect.
Confession: I didn't know what a BLT was until I started working at my current job. A lady in my office used to order it from the little dive down the street and they'd always forget the lettuce and tomatoes. The lady was always pissed and would always scream how hard was it to make a blt. It's bacon, lettuce and tomato for crying out loud. Ha. And now I've been eating them ever since. i can't beleive I never ate them before. But my mom thought bacon was junk food or contributed to my acne. So no bacon for me.
This is child abuse.
I am so sorry you had no mandatory reporter to save you a childhood of anguish and neglect.
Well I just figured the acne thing was an old Korean mom's tale. But she also categorized peanut butter and avacado as junk food. So that's when I just knew she was bac.
Ahhh sorry for bringing it up @koko! It was the first comparison that popped into my head because I remembered there being a "why do you call him that?" post similar to this one.
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby