Shaggy Shares His Strategy for Defeating ISIS

[iammalcolmx]

You know, at least he is thinking?


www.miaminewtimes.com/music/shaggy-shares-his-strategy-for-defeating-isis-7731392

You might need one after these ISIS comments.
Yeah, man, but listen. I get someone having a cause. I get somebody fighting for their cause. And I get that people struggle; I get that they suffer. But how does that justify killing your brother? Taking their heads off and filming it... That’s a different level of evil right there.

Extreme Islam discourages and even bans music. Since music alters moods, maybe the lack of music affects ISIS militants?
If you’re able to cut a man’s head off, you’re sick. But right, music evokes emotion. So if they’re listening to Shaggy music or reggae music, they’re not going to want to cut somebody’s head off.

There’re two thing you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high. High people don’t want to kill nothing; they want to love. They need to bag some Jamaican weed and distribute it amongst ISIS. I guarantee there won’t be any more wars out there.

[IIOY]

Jul 7, 2015 7:02:34 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

There’re two thing you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high.

::howls::

[josieposy]

I'm all for blasting ISIS with weed and reggae. If they aren't a happier group in a matter of days, they can't be helped at all.

[nsl]

I was so confused at first because I thought this was about the character Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

[omgzombies]

I'm guessing air conditioning would also help.

[IIOY]

Jul 7, 2015 8:02:48 GMT -5 mryrcn said:

I opened this thread first because I knew Shaggy would make me laugh.

Lubba lubba

[ESF]

This idea is not half bad.

My husband wanted to jump off a cliff when I tried to introduce him to the wonders of Shaggy, so perhaps that could be another bonus of blasting this music near ISIS.

[raangoli]

Jul 7, 2015 8:12:10 GMT -5 IIOY said:

Jul 7, 2015 8:02:48 GMT -5 mryrcn said:

I opened this thread first because I knew Shaggy would make me laugh.

Lubba lubba

Mr. Boombastic, simply fantastic.

[pixy0stix]

It wasn't me!

[ttt]

Well, it's a better idea than any of the ones I've heard politicians come up with.

[NewOrleans]

Jul 7, 2015 7:02:34 GMT -5 iammalcolmx said:

There’re two thing you want to do when you listen to reggae: You get somebody pregnant, or you’re fucking high. 

[meshaliuknits]

Jul 7, 2015 8:57:35 GMT -5 @littlemoxie said:

I had a serious reggae phase third year of law school and still listen to it sometimes. Neither high nor trying to get pregnant - what does this say about me?

I listen to reggae when I wish I was lazing on a beach.