those who cannot listen to people eat...

[Deleted]

OMG I have never been bothered by listening to people eat until now. There is a new person at work and she eats ALL DAY LONG. Right now she is dipped full small peppers into hummus and slurping and crunching away. 

Honestly its like nails on a chalkboard for me. 

Today she hasn't eaten one thing that wasn't crunchy slurpy or annoying sounding.

Lunch.. yup it was soup. Its 90 fucking degrees out

[wambam]

The word slurping is really grossing me out.

[ohiowan]

My parents are loud eaters and it drives me nuts. But I especially hate watching people eat cottage cheese or eating it in front of people.

[pierogigirl]

I can't listen to DH eat peanuts or chips and DS1 makes the most godawful noises when he eats. I'm sorry you have to listen to it all day.

[sewf]

There is a girl I work with who smacks her lips when she eats. I can't be in the break room with her anymore. I have requested different break times than her because of it. Ugh.

[killercupcake]

I've whined about it on here before, but that Dryer's/Edy's commercial with everyone in the backyard eating ice cream? It makes me crazy. I have to mute the tv when it comes on. Who on earth thought that a whole commercial where the ONLY sound is people licking and slurping ice cream was a good idea?

[revolution]

I might have to ask for a new desk if that were the case. Headphones could be your friend.

[shopmore]

These are all true.

www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/make-it-stop#.imrJ57wo7

[tripleshot]

Jul 27, 2015 17:28:21 GMT -5 shopmore said:

These are all true.

www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/make-it-stop#.imrJ57wo7

Yes! 

[juliachild]

Jul 27, 2015 15:56:17 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

I've whined about it on here before, but that Dryer's/Edy's commercial with everyone in the backyard eating ice cream? It makes me crazy. I have to mute the tv when it comes on. Who on earth thought that a whole commercial where the ONLY sound is people licking and slurping ice cream was a good idea?

Ugh. YES. I just saw this recently, and I had to mute the TV. 

[Deleted]

Ha.
I never had this problem until I had to listen to our exchange student eat. He doesn't possess the greatest of table manners to start with but his actual eating is atrocious. Like he comes up to eat at night and I head to my room.

He's also obsessed with soup. I was feeling hospitable today so soup it is. 90 F8cking degrees is right.

[namasteak]

I have a really hard time eating dinner with DH at home because he is a loud eater. I try to put music on or the stove fan because of masks the noise.

[caddywompus]

I have a co-worker who eats with his mouth open. He chews everything and breathes at the same time, so it sounds all wet and sticky and sloppy- like he's smacking on a banana all the time. And then he keeps washing his food down with his beverage. It almost makes me nauseous when he eats at our table.

[FastHands]

My FIL does this thing where he has like a giant bite of food in his mouth and he exhales through his nose while he's chewing so it's like a choppy breath noise and it's usually part "mmmm" in there too and OMGGGGGGGGG.


ETA: I also told DH last night that I'm pretty sure my hell will be a billion dogs licking their paws/toys/blankets/whateverPLEASESTOPYOU'REKILILNGMEEEEEE.

[sandpiper]

Jul 28, 2015 9:12:13 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

It doesn't gross me out but it makes me strangely, irrationally angry.

Like, I am legitimately angry at all these people described in here.

Misophonia!

(Joins nicbreeful in the corner)