Teen Mom anyone? (kind of updated with Jenelle drama)

[nursewife]

I just started watching   How did I forget that it was on tonight?! Does anyone have highlights or opinions?

[bc1206]

I'm watching right now. Leah is looking really bad. That's all I have to add for now.

[callmehales]

i'm still so confused why corey still called aleeah by her name...but leah decided to start calling her gracie (i know it's her middle name, but it seems SO odd to have 2 parents calling her something different)

[nursewife]

Jul 30, 2015 21:57:34 GMT -5 callmehales said:

i'm still so confused why corey still called aleeah by her name...but leah decided to start calling her gracie (i know it's her middle name, but it seems SO odd to have 2 parents calling her something different)

Likely because Leah realized the names were way too damn similar, and Corey calls them by their given names? Corey is by far the better parent in my opinion. I hate in cases like theirs that the mother always seems to win regardless if she is the better parents or not.

[pinkyp]

I HATE seeing kids get spanked. Not that they showed it, but the sounds and her crying made my pulse race.

If it's not the kids that are being improperly restrained in cars, it's the pets. Cmon Randy!!!

[leeann]

Leah is a hot mess. I think Corey should buy Jeremy all the beers for taking that train wreck off of his hands.
Jenelle and Nathan are just awful. They're awful together and awful apart. Jenelle needs serious therapy, she is so needy.
If you would have told me that Chelsea would be my favorite a few years back, I would have told you you were crazy. Adam's friend did not look at all healthy.
Kailyn's home décor is really cute. I can't tell if Javi is too jealous or if she's being shifty and that's why he's that way.

[kwx2]

Jul 31, 2015 7:52:33 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Also, would all of these fucking people STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR DIVORCES AND CUSTODY BATTLES IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN ALREADY?!

This is where I am at with this.  It is totally fucked up that they all seem to do it too!

[nursewife]

Jul 31, 2015 7:09:40 GMT -5 leeann said:

Leah is a hot mess. I think Corey should buy Jeremy all the beers for taking that train wreck off of his hands.
Jenelle and Nathan are just awful. They're awful together and awful apart. Jenelle needs serious therapy, she is so needy.
If you would have told me that Chelsea would be my favorite a few years back, I would have told you you were crazy. Adam's friend did not look at all healthy.
Kailyn's home décor is really cute. I can't tell if Javi is too jealous or if she's being shifty and that's why he's that way.

Too bad her and Jeremy are divorced, and him and Corey are teaming up in the custody battle.

[leeann]

Jul 31, 2015 8:13:44 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Jul 31, 2015 7:09:40 GMT -5 leeann said:

Leah is a hot mess. I think Corey should buy Jeremy all the beers for taking that train wreck off of his hands.
Jenelle and Nathan are just awful. They're awful together and awful apart. Jenelle needs serious therapy, she is so needy.
If you would have told me that Chelsea would be my favorite a few years back, I would have told you you were crazy. Adam's friend did not look at all healthy.
Kailyn's home décor is really cute. I can't tell if Javi is too jealous or if she's being shifty and that's why he's that way.

Too bad her and Jeremy are divorced, and him and Corey are teaming up in the custody battle.

I didn't see that they got divorced, so I guess Jeremy and Corey are commiserating.

[Deleted]

Jul 31, 2015 7:09:40 GMT -5 leeann said:

Leah is a hot mess. I think Corey should buy Jeremy all the beers for taking that train wreck off of his hands.
Jenelle and Nathan are just awful. They're awful together and awful apart. Jenelle needs serious therapy, she is so needy.
If you would have told me that Chelsea would be my favorite a few years back, I would have told you you were crazy. Adam's friend did not look at all healthy.
Kailyn's home décor is really cute. I can't tell if Javi is too jealous or if she's being shifty and that's why he's that way.

Actually, they should buy Robbie (remember him?) all the beers since Leah cheated on Corey AND Jeremy with Robbie and was the straw that broke the camel's back in both relationships.

Who would have thought Chelsea would be the most stable and loving mom although she, too, needs to shut her mouth about Adumb around Aubree. These kids are young but they pick up on a lot more than these moms obviously realize.

Kail is shady - she cheated on Joe, she cheated on Jordan with Joe, and I'm sure Javi's seen those episodes or at least heard about them, so I can see why he's paranoid. Then again, he chose to marry her. 

Janelle and Nipples, I have no words.

[nursewife]

Jul 31, 2015 8:29:56 GMT -5 leeann said:

Jul 31, 2015 8:13:44 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Too bad her and Jeremy are divorced, and him and Corey are teaming up in the custody battle.

I didn't see that they got divorced, so I guess Jeremy and Corey are commiserating.

In last week's post I posted a pic of them, Corey with his wife, Jeremy with his gf, and the caption was #lifeafterleah. They had it posted on Twitter but it was quickly deleted.

I know way too much about this damn show.

eta

[kwx2]

Jul 31, 2015 8:40:19 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Also, WTF is up with Nathan's shirts?

He is a total douche.  I cannot stand him at all!

[Deleted]

That's why I call him Nipples.

Apparently he and Adam are angling for a part in the next Avengers movie.

[nursewife]

Jul 31, 2015 9:30:15 GMT -5 @licia said:

nursewife I'm just dying. DYING at your sig gif. I'm usually on my phone and never see it. It is *kisses air* perfection.

I was pleased to find it. I find it pretty hilarious that he just pops up from behind the stairs pointing his finger. He's got the crazy.

[nursewife]

Jul 31, 2015 8:40:19 GMT -5 Lucy Honeychurch said:

Also, WTF is up with Nathan's shirts?

[nursewife]

Jul 31, 2015 9:26:54 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Jul 31, 2015 7:09:40 GMT -5 leeann said:

Leah is a hot mess. I think Corey should buy Jeremy all the beers for taking that train wreck off of his hands.
Jenelle and Nathan are just awful. They're awful together and awful apart. Jenelle needs serious therapy, she is so needy.
If you would have told me that Chelsea would be my favorite a few years back, I would have told you you were crazy. Adam's friend did not look at all healthy.
Kailyn's home décor is really cute. I can't tell if Javi is too jealous or if she's being shifty and that's why he's that way.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm team Barb here. And Jace is just in the middle. He doesn't want to tell Meme that he wants to live with Janelle. And he doesn't want to hurt Janelle and say he wants to live with Meme. It's just awful. No Janelle, you're not stable. If she married Nathan I'll lose all respect for her.

Kailyn is interesting, and I agree with Javi that if my wife wanted to spend all the time with me, and suddenly decided to always be out with friends, I'd also think something was up. But Kailyn is too immature to figure it out. She keeps saying Javi isn't trying. But neither is she. They need to pull their heads out of their asses.

Leah is just ....ugh. Those girls are just acting out and it's sad to watch. There is obviously something major going on there.

She's been out shopping 

[Jalapeñomel]

I haven't watched it yet, but poor Jace kills me. I'll be back to report later.

[leeann]

Jul 31, 2015 9:26:54 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

Jul 31, 2015 7:09:40 GMT -5 leeann said:

Leah is a hot mess. I think Corey should buy Jeremy all the beers for taking that train wreck off of his hands.
Jenelle and Nathan are just awful. They're awful together and awful apart. Jenelle needs serious therapy, she is so needy.
If you would have told me that Chelsea would be my favorite a few years back, I would have told you you were crazy. Adam's friend did not look at all healthy.
Kailyn's home décor is really cute. I can't tell if Javi is too jealous or if she's being shifty and that's why he's that way.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm team Barb here. And Jace is just in the middle. He doesn't want to tell Meme that he wants to live with Janelle. And he doesn't want to hurt Janelle and say he wants to live with Meme. It's just awful. No Janelle, you're not stable. If she married Nathan I'll lose all respect for her.

Kailyn is interesting, and I agree with Javi that if my wife wanted to spend all the time with me, and suddenly decided to always be out with friends, I'd also think something was up. But Kailyn is too immature to figure it out. She keeps saying Javi isn't trying. But neither is she. They need to pull their heads out of their asses.

Leah is just ....ugh. Those girls are just acting out and it's sad to watch. There is obviously something major going on there.

I was texting a friend while watching and I said the same about Kail - you're married with 2 little kids, there's not much time for you to cavort with your girlfriends right now.

I side with Barb, too. She was just trying to keep Jace from feeling bad for calling her the "wrong name."

[pinkyp]

Oh Christ, Jenelle. Really with the wedding dress? Wearing a veil today. Tomorrow, your anabolic asshole takes a crowbar to your vehicle, or your skull. He's seriously not right, and it's scary.

[julez]

Jul 30, 2015 22:16:56 GMT -5 pinkyp said:

I HATE seeing kids get spanked. Not that they showed it, but the sounds and her crying made my pulse race.

"We whoop our kids here in West Virginia! We were whooped and we turned out okay!" Oh really?  

[Alyssa]

Jul 31, 2015 9:44:32 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Jul 31, 2015 9:26:54 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm team Barb here. And Jace is just in the middle. He doesn't want to tell Meme that he wants to live with Janelle. And he doesn't want to hurt Janelle and say he wants to live with Meme. It's just awful. No Janelle, you're not stable. If she married Nathan I'll lose all respect for her.

Kailyn is interesting, and I agree with Javi that if my wife wanted to spend all the time with me, and suddenly decided to always be out with friends, I'd also think something was up. But Kailyn is too immature to figure it out. She keeps saying Javi isn't trying. But neither is she. They need to pull their heads out of their asses.

Leah is just ....ugh. Those girls are just acting out and it's sad to watch. There is obviously something major going on there.

She's been out shopping 

I wonder if that dress comes in UPS brown.

[Alyssa]

I hate that Jenelle thinks that signing her rights away to Jace was nothing more than some babysitting contract and she can just waltz right in and take him back whenever she feels like it. Her house is far from stable, taking Jace away from Barb and putting him into the daily fights between her and Nathan would be a terrible idea.

[blackcat]

Random thoughts...

I echo the thought that Jace isn't going to say "no" when asked "do you want to live here?" by anyone. He doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I feel SO bad for that child

Wasn't Jenelle just arrested like, two months ago, for domestic violence?? SMDH. Aaaand she claims she's in a stable home..

I'm impressed with how Corey has stepped up as a great dad. His wife is so pretty...

I do wonder if Kail and Javi's drama is indeed made up for the show...

Jo and his girlfriend, she's pregnant now, I think?

Yeah, in West Virginia we grow up and get our asses whipped, that's just how it is, but we turn out ok. Err....

[Monica Geller]

I know Leah's friend made the comment about spanking, excuse me "whooping", but I still thought she looked uncomfortable during that scene and was likely trying to make Leah feel better.


I don't know all the backstory and details, but it appears to me that Kail has checked out of the relationship and she's trying to make Javi be the first to leave. I could be wrong.

Poor Jace. That kid is going to need so much therapy.

Clearly Adam should be consulting his gym friend for advice regarding his parental & legal troubles.

[nursewife]

Jul 31, 2015 9:45:39 GMT -5 carrotsmakemefat said:

NO JANELLE. NOOOOO

It's all over Twitter that they broke up, again. Yup, totally stable house hold for Jace.

[Deleted]

Oohhh Jenelle. Poor poor Jace. And Kaiser Roll who I totally forget about because he's an basically an accessory.

[kmpls]

I think Leah having non brushed hair is a red flag things aren't right with Leah. I gave her the benefit of the doubt when they were running late in the morning but when she had her friend over? Eek. She has always been so vain and over made.

[nursewife]

Aug 1, 2015 20:30:36 GMT -5 @booby said:

I'm too lazy to read this whole thread, but are we discussing that Adam is clearly on steroids even though he's "sober"? I mean, come on.

Totally. Him and Nathan show classic signs of it. Especially Nathan and his 'roid rage.

[Jalapeñomel]

Aug 1, 2015 20:30:36 GMT -5 @booby said:

I'm too lazy to read this whole thread, but are we discussing that Adam is clearly on steroids even though he's "sober"? I mean, come on.

He is fooling no one...except maybe himself.

[Jalapeñomel]

Does Janelle realize that *if* she gets custody of Jase that she will actually have to take care of him? This whole power trip with her mom is disgusting.