Post by awkwardpenguin on Jul 31, 2015 17:39:46 GMT -5
FRIEND COMING FOR DINNER TOMORROW, I DON'T WANT TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR WEIRD DIET OF THE WEEK. I WATCHED YOU CHOW DOWN ON GNOCCHI LAST WEEK AND NOW YOU'RE PALEO? COME THE FUCK ON.
FRIEND COMING FOR DINNER TOMORROW, I DON'T WANT TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR WEIRD DIET OF THE WEEK. I WATCHED YOU CHOW DOWN ON GNOCCHI LAST WEEK AND NOW YOU'RE PALEO? COME THE FUCK ON.
seriously. The next party I'm just going to leave a pile of wood chips and put a label on it saying "alternative diets".
KATHERINE FIGURED OUT SHE CAN PULL UP IN HER CRIB. SHE IS STANDING THERE SO CONFUSED AND CRYING AND CAN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET BACK DOWN. WE'VE GIVEN HER A FEW MINUTES TO WORK IT OUT AND THEN BEEN IN THERE 5 TIMES TO LAY HER BACK DOWN.
THANK YOU HUSBAND. YOU CAME HOME EARLY BRINGING A LOT OF BEER TO GO WITH THE RIBS I MADE. I AM NOW WELL ON MY WAY TO DRUNK AT 7PM. KIDS GO TO SLEEP SO I CAN JUMP YOUR DAD.
PS--GOOD LUCK WHO EVER IS HAVING A BABY TODAY. HOPEFULLY I WONT BE JOINING YOU IN 9MO.
WHY ARE FLIGHTS TO HAWAII SO DAMN EXPENSIVE!? IT DOES ME NO GOOD THAT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS HAWAIIAN SO WE GET TO GO WITH THE EXCUSE OF "VISITING FAMILY" IF ITS GOING TO COST US 3 GRAND TO GET THERE. LAME SAUCE.
:: pours one out for the days of $398 round trip fares. ::
WHY DID THE SELLER'S DICK US OVER? ITS GOING TO COST US THOUSANDS AND A TON OF TIME! IM BEYOND UPSET!
explain.
and FUCK YOUR SELLERS.
I've posted briefly about this. Our sellers were flippers and built a small, but un-permitted addition. It's only 80 feet extended the old breezeway area to a proper room, but there are no footers, installation, and other code violations. Initial estimates are $40-$50K plus $5k-$10k in lawyers fee so we can sue as this was completely undeclared.
We have so much signed documentation listed the work they did in the house, down to the weeding, and we have legal documents (survey) showing the original layout. I'm pissed that DH and I missed this, but also our realtor and closing lawyer. It's going to be messy and we don't have the time, energy and money to deal with this. So pissed, karma is going to get their a$$ I hope!
Post by 5kcandlesinthewind on Aug 1, 2015 8:55:31 GMT -5
NO, H, WE ARE NOT BUYING A NEW CAR BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR SEAT BACK AS FAR AS YOU LIKE WITH THE CAR SEAT THERE. YOU ARE A SCHLUBBY WHITE GUY FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE IN 2015, NOT FUCKING SNOOP DOGG IN 1995. STOP WHINING ABOUT HOW OUR CIVIC IS "TOO SMALL NOW", IT AIN'T HAPPENING.