"If you want to be successful, respect one rule:

[zoidberg]

Where does she get these?

[zoidberg]

Aug 3, 2015 19:36:50 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

View AttachmentNo fucking idea, zoidberg.

Here's another one from earlier today:

And then I burst into flames. BECAUSE I AM A STUPID WOMAN, APPARENTLY.

[eb777888]

Aug 3, 2015 19:36:50 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

No fucking idea, zoidberg.

Here's another one from earlier today:

Ugh! My little sister posted this. I was fucking cringing I was so embarrassed for her.

[cabbagecabbage]

Wait, is she a woman or my toddler?

[katfco]

Aug 3, 2015 19:36:50 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

No fucking idea, zoidberg.

Here's another one from earlier today. I have NO idea what's going on in her head. 

I think she's confusing "I'm a woman" with "I am a flaky stereotype."

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You need to collect all these and publish them!

I don't think some amount of self-lie hurts.  You don't start out great and it can help to lie to yourself a little for encouragement to keep going.

[lilac05]

Aug 3, 2015 19:42:46 GMT -5 @imback said:

You need to collect all these and publish them!

Ooh!  A gift idea!  Take all of these quotes & put them together in a Shutterfly calendar!  Then she can reflect on all of them for all of 2016!

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I thought of you and your MIL when I realized my childhood bff eats on a tv table every night.

[elleblue]

Aug 3, 2015 20:49:55 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

I thought of you and your MIL when I realized my childhood bff eats on a tv table every night.

Ah, but is she seated in the hall? 

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Aug 3, 2015 20:51:03 GMT -5 elleblue said:

Aug 3, 2015 20:49:55 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

I thought of you and your MIL when I realized my childhood bff eats on a tv table every night.

Ah, but is she seated in the hall? 

Fortunately, she is permitted a comfy seat on the couch.

[themoneytree]

Aug 3, 2015 19:36:50 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

View AttachmentNo fucking idea, zoidberg.

Here's another one from earlier today. I have NO idea what's going on in her head. 

Now I KNOW you liked and shared this one right?
A gem.

[thecatinthehat]

Does anyone ever respond to her posts?