Come in here and spout off about someone or something. Extra points for being original and funny. Only one rule: It can't be directed at someone else on the board, even in a veiled way. Not their kids, dogs, sacred cows, etc. Got it?
I am pissed off that weed is not legal in vegas. I have never been in trouble but I seriously considered taking some with me but I am not going to cause I am boring. I hate drinking. Weed is better.
Is it medicinal? Because that's legal here now. I think. I don't know. We have dispensaries opening up though.
I'm quite vexed that I only got a few "likes" on my "can't we just all get a bong?" post last night. It was sheer comic genius!!!! What is WRONG with you people??
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
I am pissed off that weed is not legal in vegas. I have never been in trouble but I seriously considered taking some with me but I am not going to cause I am boring. I hate drinking. Weed is better.
I'm pissed off it's not legal in Louisiana. I quit cigarettes and would quite like to replace them, but I don't know anyone who can get me any. A store would be infinitely easier.
They can design a 6'x6' shelving unit with all sorts of pull outs and contraptions that can be assembled with only an allen wrench and my four year old, but it takes sumo wrestler strength to keep the carts from running off the walkway.
What idiot advertiser thought a picture of watermelon that looks like intestines would make me want to book a hotel room? (anyone else getting that ad at the top?)
Why do publishers keep putting dust jackets on children's books? It's just one more thing for my baby to pull off and tear up.
My kid likes the dumbest books. She's got a ton of great books, but it's always "Yeah, no to all of those, let's look at this motherfucking inane Minnie Mouse book from the dollar bin that is only 3 pages that doesn't make any sense and just abruptly ends with no closure. And I'd like it read 5 million times BECAUSE IT'S ONLY 3 PAGES. I know the book you're offering has 9 pages, but that's just TOO MUCH AND WHO HAS TIME TO READ ALL THAT. THREE PAGES FOR THE NEXT HOUR, PLEASE."
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny