I feel like if his wang was a person it would be all sweaty and out of breath after all that confinement.
Give it like 2 minutes and I suspect it'll be fine.
What happened to your other comment?
I deleted it because I felt it was a joke that fell flat and was inappropriate. It you would like me to post it I will so no one thinks I'm hiding anything but it just wasn't funny.
I deleted it because I felt it was a joke that fell flat and was inappropriate. It you would like me to post it I will so no one thinks I'm hiding anything but it just wasn't funny.
it seems slightly too big to be a grower. and like the shaft is already smooth because it's reached it's potential.
(wilted)
Oh snap, do we have a schlongologist in the house? I am more disappointed in the girth than the length. It's thin. I would be hoping for width expansion more than anything.
it seems slightly too big to be a grower. and like the shaft is already smooth because it's reached it's potential.
(wilted)
Oh snap, do we have a schlongologist in the house? I am more disappointed in the girth than the length. It's thin. I would be hoping for width expansion more than anything.
I'll just say that I do know they can widen. So there's still hope?
OK so there is an interesting discussion on the BuzzFeed story about whether he consented to the pics being published and comparing it to the nude pic thefts and leaks of JLaw etc. I feel conflicted in I agree that these shouldn't have been published without his consent but I wanted to see the pics. Still, I know that my wanting to see them does not trump his right to privacy and respect and we can't have it both ways. Yes, I went allllllll serious in the LK dick pic thread.
Yeah, I don't know what makes this different from the Anne Hathaway up skirt photos from a couple years ago. He seems like he doesn't give a damn, but who knows really.
They definitely shouldn't have been published without his consent. How is it any different from Duchess Kate or Anne Hathaway upskirt photos? It's not.
They definitely shouldn't have been published without his consent. How is it any different from Duchess Kate or Anne Hathaway upskirt photos? It's not.
They definitely shouldn't have been published without his consent. How is it any different from Duchess Kate or Anne Hathaway upskirt photos? It's not.
This is more of the Janet Jackson boob flash than the Duchess skirt thing.
And I'm not entirely sure why that feels very different to me. Maybe because JJ & LK don't seem to care? Or they were already on stage opting to be in the public eye vs. In the middle of the field trying to do their own thing? Or it was totally out there, not obtained by an unfortunate camera angle?
I understand that he basically had a wardrobe malfunction. Same with KM though. She was out in public in order to be photographed on her philanthropy circuit and didn't expect such a windy day or helicopters to make her skirt blow up, etc. Also, it's one thing to get a photo by accident but you don't have to publish it. I don't think it matters whether the individual personally cares or not. It's fine for him if he doesn't but if they didn't ask him, it's not right. If they did and he said fine, that's a different story.
They definitely shouldn't have been published without his consent. How is it any different from Duchess Kate or Anne Hathaway upskirt photos? It's not.
This is more of the Janet Jackson boob flash than the Duchess skirt thing.
And I'm not entirely sure why that feels very different to me. Maybe because JJ & LK don't seem to care? Or they were already on stage opting to be in the public eye vs. In the middle of the field trying to do their own thing? Or it was totally out there, not obtained by an unfortunate camera angle?
Agreed 100%. It's not like someone snuck into his dressing room or put a spy cam on his toilet. There was no violation of privacy preceding the pictures being taken. This was an accident that happened in public. That's unfortunate and embarrassing, and it's not something I'd like to happen to me, but well, it's out there now in the public domain, through no criminal or privacy-invading actions. I don't feel badly for looking.
I don't think he seems embarrassed since he kept bouncing after, but maybe he is just that devoted to his work.
I will never be able to erase that bouncing dick gif from my mind.
I was also disappointed in it. It was not what I would have expected from him, and I don't think leather pants would have made that much of a difference.