I've been getting more efficient at sleeping in as long as possible before work. I shower at night and recently started taking breakfast to work. I also wait to do my make up until I'm in the parking lot. I'm not sure how that saves time, really, but it feels like it.
I've trained Edith to make breakfast for herself and Freddo. Then I stay in bed and yell instructions as needed. I actually get huffy when H buys a full gallon of milk because then I have to get up and pour for like a week. Damn her noodley arms!
I've trained Edith to make breakfast for herself and Freddo. Then I stay in bed and yell instructions as needed. I actually get huffy when H buys a full gallon of milk because then I have to get up and pour for like a week. Damn her noodley arms!
I once walked all the way across campus to go to class, then decided I didn't want to climb the stairs in the building to get to our room and turned around. And now I am wondering, were there not elevators?
I've trained Edith to make breakfast for herself and Freddo. Then I stay in bed and yell instructions as needed. I actually get huffy when H buys a full gallon of milk because then I have to get up and pour for like a week. Damn her noodley arms!
When I initially moved to the mid-Atlantic, I moved into a first floor apartment. On one of my first nights in the place, I discovered a camel cricket in my bedroom (don't google it's horrifying and they are disgusting). I decided I couldn't handle it and went to stay in a hotel until I could call an exterminator who could confirm the demise of said camel cricket. The camel cricket was a goner the next day.
I somehow rationalized I needed to stay in the hotel for a few more days. I'm not sure what my logic was. Really though,I enjoyed the room service, valet, and immediate access to the spa. I went back home once I ran out of clothes. I had previously run out of underwear but rather than, you know, do laundry, I went to vs and just bought more. This was not my finest period in life.
I've trained Edith to make breakfast for herself and Freddo. Then I stay in bed and yell instructions as needed. I actually get huffy when H buys a full gallon of milk because then I have to get up and pour for like a week. Damn her noodley arms!
OH I have a tmi one but wtf I am sharing it. So I already took a shower (I like an above poster shower night before because I get lazy in the am) Hubby wanted some sex tonight but I didn't want to have to shower again so instead I just ... ahem... well took care of him. No mess for me to clean and I don't have to take another shower. NOW THAT IS THE LAZY
I have another. My baby just doused me in spit up. For a hot minute I considered not changing because that would require me to bend down to find new pajamas in my dresser. I thought of this thread specifically and decided I should probably change.
OH I have a tmi one but wtf I am sharing it. So I already took a shower (I like an above poster shower night before because I get lazy in the am) Hubby wanted some sex tonight but I didn't want to have to shower again so instead I just ... ahem... well took care of him. No mess for me to clean and I don't have to take another shower. NOW THAT IS THE LAZY
You shower every time after sex? Also I'm pretty sure that choosing to take care of him to avoid the shower still involves something I consider work. I vote #notlazyjustavoidant
OH I have a tmi one but wtf I am sharing it. So I already took a shower (I like an above poster shower night before because I get lazy in the am) Hubby wanted some sex tonight but I didn't want to have to shower again so instead I just ... ahem... well took care of him. No mess for me to clean and I don't have to take another shower. NOW THAT IS THE LAZY
I text H to bring things upstairs with him when he's coming to bed because I'm too lazy to: get them myself call him to ask or drag myself to the top of the steps to speak to him
I went out on Good Friday and had way too much to drink. I was terribly hung over -- er lazy -- the next day. The remote fell off the bed and skidded about three feet away. I spent the next five hours in bed watching Jesus shows on the History channel because I was too lazy to get out of bed to get the remote to change the channel.
OH I have a tmi one but wtf I am sharing it. So I already took a shower (I like an above poster shower night before because I get lazy in the am) Hubby wanted some sex tonight but I didn't want to have to shower again so instead I just ... ahem... well took care of him. No mess for me to clean and I don't have to take another shower. NOW THAT IS THE LAZY
You shower every time after sex?
Add another item to my lazy column.
Um ya.. at least the next morning. which I didn't want to do because I like my sleep. I don't shower immediately after every time
I went out on Good Friday and had way too much to drink. I was terribly hung over -- er lazy -- the next day. The remote fell off the bed and skidded about three feet away. I spent the next five hours in bed watching Jesus shows on the History channel because I was too lazy to get out of bed to get the remote to change the channel.
Ooh, that meant you even had to watch the commercials. I'm not sure I could survive. Lol
A few years ago H and I got the flu at the same time. We were SOOOO thirsty and all we had in the house was water. We ordered a pizza so that they would deliver some soda as well.
I have ordered MANY a pizza to get a cold 2-liter delivered to the house versus getting out and driving to the store myself.
Not too long ago I picked up a toothbrush at the grocery store and put it in the cart next to my purse. I realized after I checked out and was putting the groceries in my car I never took it out of the cart, so I had shoplifted it. I really did need a new toothbrush, but I didn't want to get back in line, and I also didn't want to be a thief, so I just went back in the store, put the toothbrush back on the shelf, and left.
Not too long ago I picked up a toothbrush at the grocery store and put it in the cart next to my purse. I realized after I checked out and was putting the groceries in my car I never took it out of the cart, so I had shoplifted it. I really did need a new toothbrush, but I didn't want to get back in line, and I also didn't want to be a thief, so I just went back in the store, put the toothbrush back on the shelf, and left.
This happened to me at Target with a makeup brush.
Except I didn't go back in right away. I went to Target the next week to buy something and grabbed the same brush off the shelf, explained to the guy that it hadn't gotten rung up the last time I was in and asked if he could add it to my bill, but put the brush back on the shelf.
I'm sure there are a ton of things I've done...pay more for cigarettes, with coins, at the drive thru gas station/convenient store that's further away...buy my "happywife" herbal supplements for more money because my neighbor delivers and I don't need to wear pants...