The 2016 GOP Presidential Debate Drinking Game!

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The 2016 GOP Presidential Debate Drinking Game!
August 3, 2015Matt Terzi Politics


The first GOP presidential debate is happening this Thursday on Fox News, with the top 10 Republican candidates duking it out on stage. But while watching the Republicans pile out of a clown car and attempt to out-crazy each other might be entertaining enough on its own for some people, others might require a bit of liquid motivation to get through the ordeal in one sitting. Well, don’t worry folks: your friends at Reverb Press are on the clock and here to help get you through your evening, with our official 2016 GOP presidential debate drinking game!

NOTICE: Playing this drinking game may result in extreme, irreparable physical and psychological damage, up to and including death. Please drink responsibly, and know that Reverb Press claims no responsibility for anything that happens before, during, or after playing this game, including, but not limited to, nausea, vomiting, violent hangovers, bizarre nightmares with Ted Cruz dressed up like the clown from Stephen King’s “It,” spurts of unexpected racism, unfortunate voice mails left on your ex’s phone, and/ or brainwashing that converts you into a birther nutcase. The only guarantee we have is that this game will definitely make you black-out drunk before the end of the debate.



Drink ONCE any time a Republican candidate:

Says “Obamacare”

Compares themselves to Ronald Reagan

Says the phrase “free market”

Uses the word “Socialism”

Says the phrase “personal responsibility”

Mentions their own religion

One or more candidates cut each other off

Uses the phrase “failed presidency”

Proposes something so similar to another candidate that you can’t really tell the difference between their ideas

(Donald Trump) brags about himself

Mentions Iran and/ or the Iran deal



Drink TWICE any time a Republican candidate:

Confesses their love for Ronald Reagan

Talks about “illegals,” but you can tell they’re really talking about people of South American descent in general

Complains about taxes

Mentions Benghazi

Says something negative about marriage equality

Says something about President Obama that you know, for a fact, isn’t actually true

Portrays all of Islam or all Muslims as terrorists

Attacks Hillary Clinton

One or more candidates are caught throwing Donald Trump a helping of evil eye

(Jeb Bush) is trying really hard to distance himself from his brother

Refers to America’s poor in a way that makes you believe they’ve never once missed a meal in their lives

Suggests, veiled or otherwise, that we should be bombing Iran instead of negotiating peacefully


Drink THREE TIMES any time a Republican candidate:

Quotes Ronald Reagan

Says something homophobic, sexist, and/ or racist

Says the phrase “pick themselves up by their bootstraps,” or some variation of that

Mentions Planned Parenthood in any way

Says something that would give either or both of the Koch brothers a chubby

Says the phrase “real America”

Mentions how many firearms they own

Attacks Bernie Sanders

Is asked a softball question by someone at Fox News

Plugs a book they wrote

Says a joke that no one who surpassed the fourth grade would find humorous

Promises to bust up one or more unions

Blames the recession on President Obama

Uses the phrase “mainstream media”



FINISH YOUR DRINK and open the next one any time a Republican candidate:

Confuses socialism, fascism, and/ or communism, in any combination

Compares the Republican Party or themselves to one or more civil rights leaders

Mentions President Obama’s birth certificate in any way

Argues that they’re more like Ronald Reagan than another candidate or multiple other candidates

Promises to shut down Planned Parenthood

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[elleblue]

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I dont think this game is survivable. You'd get alcohol poisoning for sure.

[secretlyevil]

Aug 5, 2015 5:20:59 GMT -5 @ameliapond said:

I dont think this game is survivable. You'd get alcohol poisoning for sure.

For real

[heyjude]

BUT I MADE ONE IN THE OTHER THREAD FIRST!!!!!

[thejen626]

@pdx18 are you ready?!

[aurora]

Aug 5, 2015 7:51:15 GMT -5 heyjude said:

BUT I MADE ONE IN THE OTHER THREAD FIRST!!!!!

Yours is more CEP specific. And I also liked that it included some water drinking so we don't all die.

[saz]

Yahoo News made a bingo game for us! news.yahoo.com/interactive-gop-primary-debate-bingo-140107421.html

[katfco]

Aug 5, 2015 12:09:12 GMT -5 saz said:

Yahoo News made a bingo game for us! news.yahoo.com/interactive-gop-primary-debate-bingo-140107421.html

I don't drink, so I'll have to stick with this one. 

[Deleted]

Aug 5, 2015 11:34:22 GMT -5 thejen626 said:

@pdx18 are you ready?!

I was born ready!

[josieposy]

Eeek! Zombies!!!

[heyjude]

Poof!

[josieposy]

Nov 3, 2015 9:45:42 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Poof!

That was fast.

[heyjude]

Nov 3, 2015 9:47:32 GMT -5 josieposy said:

Nov 3, 2015 9:45:42 GMT -5 heyjude said:

Poof!

That was fast.

I'm guessing her link took you to hard core GOP porn and the mods deleted.

[pixy0stix]

I missed it.