OMFG BEER ME.

[dcn]

I almost sold Ds to the circus this morning. I feel you.

[MadamePresident]

I'm only liking because I've been there.

[Willis Jackson]

I'm sorry. I told DH when he walked in the door that I was taking the evening off. I'll fetch DS2 for bath at 6:45.

Aaaaaand I just heard DS1 yell "I hate you!" and slam his bedroom door. What a delight he is.

[madringal]

Yesterday was a day I considered leaving DD2 on the neighbors porch, ringing the bell, and running. One meltdown after another, over freaking nothing. Cheers my friend, I feel your pain.

[Deleted]

J is doing this. It's driving me insane. Like, he came home from the park with H this morning all smiles and happy..then out of no where he is hysterical because they didn't go to 3 parks as yesterday they went to 2 so naturally today would be 3.

Or at lunch he asked for his rainbow. This means the mixed veggies my mom eats every single day that she shares with him. H is off this week and has the kids while I work. I tell h what it means and we find some mixed veggies but ours don't have "light green" aka lima beans. J is sitting there content with his rainbow for about 5 minutes until he realizes he only has dark green beans and no light green. Hysterics again.

Yesterday it was because the babies woke up from their nap at 304 and not 312. He wanted to get them up at 312!!!!!

All I keep thinking is I will surely parish when the girls are BOTH 3 and doing this shit.

[vmars]

Hand him an iPad and have a drink!

[namasteak]

Aug 6, 2015 17:18:21 GMT -5 @natariru said:

How many of you scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT NOW?!!" in your head? Lol

I maaayyy have said this out loud.

Once.

Or more than once.

[anaps28]

Aug 6, 2015 17:19:17 GMT -5 namasteak said:

Aug 6, 2015 17:18:21 GMT -5 @natariru said:

How many of you scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT NOW?!!" in your head? Lol

I maaayyy have said this out loud.

Once.

Or more than once.

Yup I'm here

[kangaroo11]

Aug 6, 2015 17:18:21 GMT -5 @natariru said:

How many of you scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT NOW?!!" in your head? Lol

I thought it was just me...

[lostlenore]

Aug 6, 2015 17:19:17 GMT -5 namasteak said:

Aug 6, 2015 17:18:21 GMT -5 @natariru said:

How many of you scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT NOW?!!" in your head? Lol

I maaayyy have said this out loud.

Once.

Or more than once.

Me too. 

Today DS3 got mad at me because I cut up his donut. He kept holding it back together, yelling at me to "Fix it!"  He doesn't know how lucky he is...DS1 probably never even had a donut yet when he was Ds3's age!

[mlvmd]

DS1 is giving me the silent treatment. I'm trying not to appear too delighted.

[glinda]

DS is sitting on the couch bawling right now because...I don't even know. And it's that fake ass whiny bullshit cry too.


Aaaaand DH just texted to let me know he won't be home for another 45. Yay!

[waterchurch]

We've had those days. My favorite recently was on a drive he kept pointing out random buildings and crying because "he wanted to go theeeerree!" That random dentist office? "Yes I want to gooooo!" Sigh.

[jsillyfun]

I had a day like that two days ago. At this point Dh and I just text each other "circus" and the other knows to bring home wine lol

[Deleted]

It's the age. R did it under the table the other day and it took everything in me not to freak out on her. She is doing well today so maybe there is an end.

[Deleted]

I feel you.

I made the TERRIBLE TERRIBLE LIFE CHOICE to take DD2 to Benihana with friends for lunch today.

Actual videotaped footage of my day:

[ssmjlm]

Everything is a meltdown these days. I hate it.

[Marmee]

Ugh!

My DD3 & 4 were total assholes to my friend of 22yrs who came to visit. Because "they didn't know her". WTF?? It took me 1/2hr & bribes just to get them to cooperate enough to go out to lunch.

[ssmjlm]

Last week E flipped out bc she wanted her dinner on a blue plate. Except her dinner was already on a blue plate. But it wasn't the right blue plate (we have 2 sets of IKEA kids plates). So we had to make like we were moving her dinner to the correct blue plate to stop the meltdown. It was ridiculous.

[pippa]

I totally feel you. This is my life too. Totally irrational meltdowns over everything.

Nothing can ever end. Even if you did something for five hours it wouldn't be long enough. It's a horrible stage. Lots of beer.

[curbsideprophet]

Is there a full moon?

At one point DD was jumping on the coffee table while I was trying to nurse DS.

[curbsideprophet]

Aug 6, 2015 17:36:27 GMT -5 @natariru said:

Aug 6, 2015 17:30:05 GMT -5 lostlenore said:

Me too. 

Today DS3 got mad at me because I cut up his donut. He kept holding it back together, yelling at me to "Fix it!"  He doesn't know how lucky he is...DS1 probably never even had a donut yet when he was Ds3's age!

I'm horrible bc I would have been like "OK!" and shoved the donut in my mouth.

Fixed!

[picksthemusic]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has a child that acts like this.

[greycat]

That's how last night went in our house. Thankfully MH got home and took over. I hope tomorrow is better.

[minzy]

Passing a drink. I have been there and will probably be there again tomorrow. My favorite is when they both are flipping out simultaneously. I frequently joke that I'm going to list them on Craigslist for a dollar.

[timorousbeastie]

Ugh. Kids suck sometimes.

Earlier today, as we were walking down the sidewalk, DD lost her shit because I was holding her hand. So I let go. Except then she lost it because I *wasn't* holding her hand. So I held her hand. Want to guess what happened next? Yep. She lost her shit because I was holding her hand. We went through about 4 cycles of that before I gave up and carried her. (Which of course prompted her to lose it because she wasn't walking, but too bad, kid)

[Deleted]

I tried to get my feed nutritionist to take my 4 year old for the weekend.

He wanted a straight trade for his 12 year old who just got back from a self empowerment, you are awesome camp. Which she entirely missed the point of I guess.

No thanks. At least 4 year olds go to bed by 8..ha.

Hang in there.

[Deleted]

Aug 6, 2015 19:09:23 GMT -5 @justdairy said:

I tried to get my feed nutritionist to take my 4 year old for the weekend.

He wanted a straight trade for his 12 year old who just got back from a self empowerment, you are awesome camp. Which she entirely missed the point of I guess.

No thanks. At least 4 year olds go to bed by 8..ha.

Hang in there.

Fingers in my ears. 12 yr olds are delightful.

[teatimefor2]

DS1 burst into tears because I put his medicine cap back on.... He wanted to do it. He physically can't....

Of course, DH was working late.

[pinkdutchtulips]

Aug 6, 2015 17:18:21 GMT -5 @natariru said:

How many of you scream "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT NOW?!!" in your head? Lol

she's 6 and I do this ...