Post by heliocentric on Aug 28, 2015 16:10:16 GMT -5
I want to hide all the paper cups at work so people can't get water or coffee unless they have their own reusable cup/mug. I see the same people every day taking numerous cups, using them once, then tossing them. The waste makes me insane. Keeping a cup and/or mug at your desk is not hard. Getting thirsty at work shouldn't surprise anyone so why can't they be prepared?
When I was in school and in a feisty mood after dealing with super douchey drivers, I'd pull my smart car all the way forward in a parking spot. And then watch and laugh when people went flying down the aisle thinking they were going to get a good spot and screech to a stop when they realized my car was there. And, like someone else mentioned, take my sweet time getting into my car and leaving. Or sometimes just go swap out books so I didn't have to carry everything and let them wait and wait and wait just to see me lock my car and go back inside.
I figure I maybe made up for a little of that shit when I worked in a place that had practically no parking unless you got there at 6AM and would tell people that they were parking their car in motorcycle parking and would get ticketed (the motorcycle parking sign was hidden in trees) and let them follow me to my spot so they could take it when I left.
When I go to work now, if there are more than 3 cars going into the parking garage in the back way I'll go in the front way driving the speed limit but the limit that seems too fast, knowing that they have a stop sign to go right and I don't and I'll probably make it there before they do. And if a patient is late for multiple visits, I'll make sure I'm caught up with all of my other patients before seeing them. I figure if they're more than 8 minutes late for their 15 minute appointment it's fair.
You know those people in the grocery store that stop right in the middle of the aisle that hold people up going both ways? Takes their time trying to decide which can of corn to buy, talking on their phone? Yeah, I want to ram my cart into theirs until they get the point that they need to MOVE out of the way.
We live near a college. The dumbs college kids do this regularly. When I stop in the grocery store for the two items that I need for dinner, I can be dangerous. If they are dumb enough to leave the cart for a few minutes, I will push their cart over a few aisles and dump some extra random stuff in it. Yes... I am mean.
I am thinking uncharitable thoughts about the daughters of the woman on house hunters #winefuledthoughts
I turned it off the second I saw them (think it was the same) and am now watching narcos.
I like that she went with the MM home that was in her budget, especially with a 16/17 year old daughter who's could presumably be out of the house in 24 mortgage payments.
I want to key non hybrid cars that park in the hybrid only parking spots. It makes me irrationally angry.
I want to yell at the people who decide to park in front of my house and then clean out their car and throw their trash in my yard. Ok, I actually do yell when I catch them. Assholes.
I want to call security on the asshole who parks in the carpool parking space (there are quite a few available) and then gets out (him...only him...nobody else (fucker)) when clearly he didn't carpool!
I always want to punch in the windshield when people park in the spots at the grocery store that are clearly marked, "walk up pharmacy parking only" and they are not at the walk up pharmacy. I will often go and find 8 spots filled and not a single person at the walk up pharmacy window. They aren't even close parking spots, they are way off to the side of the building (close to the window but not the main entrance).
I have a family member making really stupid decisions and I want to kidnap her kids (or at least one of her daughters) so they can see that there are ways for women to make their own way in the world that doesn't require dependence upon a (bad) husband.
Note that I would deposit her kids with one of the bad ass moms I know, as I am not prepared to raise them even in my imaginary kidnap scenario.
At least twice a day I want to tell more than one co-worker that I don't want to hear about their fucking grandkids. One of them I've nicknamed Mama June. All of her kids and their SOs and her grandkids live with her and contribute no money to anything, even though the most of the adults have jobs. She just had to refinance her house in order to get her roof replaced.
As a bonus, she also don't got no good grammar skills.